Well I'm offically screwed

[CS]

K so first of all my girlfriend Chelsea finally convinced her parents to let her stay the night at my house becasue were getting up early tommorrow to go to my cabin.

So it's like 11pm and we decide to pull out the hide-a-bed and watch a movie, well we only watch about half the movie and doing shit like making out and hands down pants and shit which in turn leads to us doing it at about 12am which is about an hour and a half after my parents go to sleep.

Well about halfway into it Chelsea just about screams "harder" not realizing were in my basement with my parents upstairs and were both into so were like screw it and keep going only to have my mom wake up from that and to sneak downstairs only to find both of us completely naked doing it on a bed.

Instead of doing the right thing by going back upstairs without saying anything and to wait until morning to say anything she starts screaming right anyway and we almostt have a heartattack because we didn't even see her and she grabs what I think was a book and whatever it was edge slams into the side of my head knocking me silly and I almost falling off the bed. Me and Chelsea grab the covers and throw them over us and just lay there for a second looking at each other knowing were both in such deep shit its not even funny because my mom is a total bitch.

We stick our heads out from under the covers and convince her to go upstairs to we can get dressed, we get dressed and she starts screaming again from the top of the stairs to get up here, we get up there and my stepdad is sitting at the table with what I swear is a tiny smile and my mom goes crazy on us screaming about something like teen pregnancys and aids so me being the idiot toss the two condoms I had in my pocket at her only the have them thrown back nito my face while my stepdad sits there saying nothing while he trys very hard not to laugh.

We find out that my psycho mom has already called Chelsea's parents and told them what happened, we look at each other bothing thinking the same thing..I'm dead. Her dad is completely protective of her and doesn't like us even holding hands so that means he's probally loadin the old shotgun right now. So we stand there for another what felt like another 3 hours till Chelsea's dad or mom pulled into the driveway( I don't know because they just waited in the car) and as Chelsea said goodbye I dared a kiss only to have my mom hit the back of my head yelling "Don't even try it mister".

She leaves and I have to endure another 30 minutes of screamed recture about how resisponsible I was.

So yeah, I'm probally going to be shot or murdered in some fashion by her dad within the next week and if I survive the week I'll still probaly not be able to see her for a good month so my spring break is pretty much ruined.

Edited March 25, 2007 by CS

[The Don]

No pun intended with the topic title.

[scoot]

pics please

[RingMaster2001]

How old are you?

[Big Bizang]

If this is the same girl we saw pictures of a while back your stepdad should have high-fived you.

[jitz]

Serves you right for doing it to her too soft.

[Spectre]

Serves you right for doing it to her too soft.

Lol

maybe youll survive hopefully. all ya have to do is watch where ya go or just stay in your house.

and buy a gun(just in case).

[Fozy]

Shit story.

[Thom]

That's what you get for throwing used condoms at your Mother.

[Jonny]

That made me laugh. Damn, I thought canadians were more laid back than that.

[Thom]

Chelsea was pretty laid back...

[Heart Breaker]

Serves you right for doing it to her too soft.

lmao. That's exactly what I was going to point out. This all came from you not living up, performance wise. Damn you, CS!

Either way, I hope everything works out. Even though it's hard to imagine that it will. I'm sure both of you will have to sneak around even more to see each other, which sometimes adds something to the relationship. Don't ask me what. But shit like that adds something for me. I wish you all the best. And I hope you survive this week. Simply because I want to give you a new sig.

[Thom]

We all seem to be ignoring the possibility that she wanted your Mum to hear.

You've got yourself a drama-queen CS.

[Aero]

mayb your stepdad is hot and she wanted a 3some

[bigpoppn]

Man,dont know what to think of this pretty shit situation but if the girls father is really so protective and trying to kill you,KILL HIM FIRST!!!!

[Nemo]

pics or it didnt happen.

also, there are a couple of things that bother me about this story. the first being you had to convince your mother to let you get dressed in privacy. thats...awkward. also, she immediately called the girls parents? its not very considerate to call people at midnight just to tell them you caught your son fucking their daughter. in fact, she shouldnt have said anything granted it makes her look irresponsible for letting it go on in her house, especially behind unlocked doors.

what a dumb bitch.

[James]

Photographic Evidence. Post haste.

[CS]

Well I spent the entire day in my house texting people with my cell since I wasn't allowed on the computer until now, I'm off to the lake tommorrow morning wih my parents since they decided to hold off going until tommorrow and hopefully things will have cooled down by the time I get back. I might be able to get on the internet as long as the neighbours at my cottage are there.

And it's impossible to get photographic evidence unless my webcam had been recording which I just checked and it wasn't.

I talked to Chelsea through texting and her dad has barely spoke to her today and her mom has been pretty cool considering the curcumstances and decided for Chelsea that she is going on the pill and is trying her best to get Chelsea's dad to speak to her again.

How old are you?

We're both 16.

Serves you right for doing it to her too soft.

It's an old metal hide-a-bed and the metal rubs together making noise very easily so we were trying to make no noise by going slowly.

That's what you get for throwing used condoms at your Mother.

They weren't used, I bought a three pack at 7-11 and threw the two I had left at her.

first being you had to convince your mother to let you get dressed in privacy. thats...awkward.

I thought my mom had seen enoughh of me that night, it would've been more awkard getting dressed infront of her.

also, she immediately called the girls parents? its not very considerate to call people at midnight just to tell them you caught your son fucking their daughter.

Like I said, she's a bitch.

in fact, she shouldnt have said anything granted it makes her look irresponsible for letting it go on in her house, especially behind unlocked doors.

It wasn't behind unlocked doors, it was in the like livingroom of the basement which now that I think of it was a very bad idea.

[Jonny]

We're both 16.

16 is the legal age of consent?

It's an old metal hide-a-bed and the metal rubs together making noise very easily so we were trying to make no noise by going slowly.

Should have did it on the floor.

They weren't used, I bought a three pack at 7-11 and threw the two I had left at her.

It would have been funnier if they were used.

I thought my mom had seen enoughh of me that night, it would've been more awkard getting dressed infront of her.

...

Like I said, she's a bitch.

I think by your mom calling at midnight, your girlfriend's parents would be even more pissed.

It wasn't behind unlocked doors, it was in the like livingroom of the basement which now that I think of it was a very bad idea.

lol.

[CS]

I think it is in Canada.

[jitz]

It's an old metal hide-a-bed and the metal rubs together making noise very easily so we were trying to make no noise by going slowly.

Ahh one of those, you lay down on them and they let out a nice creak, every single movement sets em off. They also tend to sag a lot in the middle, I'd imagine making it very hard to have sex on.

I understand now, you're off the hook.

[Big Bizang]

I've had sex in some pretty uncomfortable places at some pretty stupid times but I like to think I'm considerate enough to other people not to do it so the whole freaking house can hear.

Doing it on something you knew would make a loud noise was a bit silly there then eh?

Still can't say I blame you for being 16, horny and desperate to hit that (again if this is indeed the same girlfriend you showed us - is it?).

[Thom]

I never have this problem, when a Mom finds out that their daughter is being tapped by Thom Archer, they do anything they can to keep me interested for as long as possible.

[CS]

(again if this is indeed the same girlfriend you showed us - is it?)

yes, it indeed is.

[RingMaster2001]

I do hope you wore a pac a mac because trust me, having a kid young is not something I would recommend.

Edited March 26, 2007 by Ming