Subway; It never ends...

[Thom]

Ok, so I finish work at 4:30 today, which is considentally payday. I've got

[CS]

I worked at a subway for 3 weeks and then got fired because my boss said I couldn't keep control of my self to customers who were being immature e.i. assholes.

[Subrick]

I went to a Subway in Bristol (Connecticut) and I ask for this:

A Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki on Hearty Italian with everything but olives and pickles, a bag of chips, and a Coke.

So I ask for this and the guy behind the counter looks like a crackhead. I'm serious, he looked like he just sniffed to much up in the bathroom. He proceeds to act like and Iron Chef, and he throws the ingredients all over the place. I then tell him "Stop or I'll blow snot on you." He then says "Is it like white pellets?" I'm dumbfounded by this point. On the sandwhich is one piece of chicken, a tomato, and WAY to much sauce. He proceeds to toast it for 5 minutes until it flares up. He takes the bag of Doritos I have and sets that on fire too. The soda cup I have is half full and Mr. High proceeds to drink that too. He says "That'll be $25.87." and proceeds to pass out on the floor. I walk out of store, wanting to take a shit on that idiot.

That's my story.

[CS]

Stop or I'll blow snot on you

Good one...

[Jobber]

Last year I was at Subway and the man behind the counter was depressed as all hell. He was telling me about his entire life story, from deaths in the family to ex-girlfriends and then he asked me "Are your parents divorced?" Out of nowhere, so I said "Yeah" and he's like "What happened?" I told him that they went to court and settled it, he's like "Oh you don't like to talk about it." At this point, I had been in the place for about 20 minutes. 15 more minutes of this depressed queer telling me all about his problems and I was out of there. I wrote the district rep. and 3 weeks later I go back and he'd been fired.

[CanaMatt]

you dick

[jitz]

I went to a Subway in Bristol (Connecticut) and I ask for this:

A Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki on Hearty Italian with everything but olives and pickles, a bag of chips, and a Coke.

So I ask for this and the guy behind the counter looks like a crackhead. I'm serious, he looked like he just sniffed to much up in the bathroom. He proceeds to act like and Iron Chef, and he throws the ingredients all over the place. I then tell him "Stop or I'll blow snot on you." He then says "Is it like white pellets?" I'm dumbfounded by this point. On the sandwhich is one piece of chicken, a tomato, and WAY to much sauce. He proceeds to toast it for 5 minutes until it flares up. He takes the bag of Doritos I have and sets that on fire too. The soda cup I have is half full and Mr. High proceeds to drink that too. He says "That'll be $25.87." and proceeds to pass out on the floor. I walk out of store, wanting to take a shit on that idiot.

That's my story.

Why must you lie in my forum? I have to moderate your bullshit. So do I delete your lies so this board is a happier place, or do I keep them there so other people can read your lies and laugh as much as I did about how you thought anyone would believe you?

Oh and don't bother replying "But I'm not lying, he was high! He passed out!". I honestly will never believe this bullshit story, and nobody else will either.

Oh and my local (work) Subway does a decent job consistently (no druggies passing out after toasting for 5 MINUTES!!!). There's a regular girl that works their that I call Blondie cause she has long hair, on lucky days she wears a bra that makes her tits bulge to twice their normal size and bounce all over the place, brightens my lunch break.

EDIT - Chicken Fillett, add bacon, lettuce, onion, olives, beetroot (probably not available anywhere else), caesar dressing, salt and pepper. BAM! Chicken Caesar Subway ala Chris.

EDIT AGAIN - And Subrick, don't bother replying with "I don't care if you believe me, I know it's true!". Because you know it's not, and you're unfortunate that you pushed your lie too far and I've called you on it.

[CanaMatt]

I went to a Subway in Bristol (Connecticut) and I ask for this:

A Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki on Hearty Italian with everything but olives and pickles, a bag of chips, and a Coke.

So I ask for this and the guy behind the counter looks like a crackhead. I'm serious, he looked like he just sniffed to much up in the bathroom. He proceeds to act like and Iron Chef, and he throws the ingredients all over the place. I then tell him "Stop or I'll blow snot on you." He then says "Is it like white pellets?" I'm dumbfounded by this point. On the sandwhich is one piece of chicken, a tomato, and WAY to much sauce. He proceeds to toast it for 5 minutes until it flares up. He takes the bag of Doritos I have and sets that on fire too. The soda cup I have is half full and Mr. High proceeds to drink that too. He says "That'll be $25.87." and proceeds to pass out on the floor. I walk out of store, wanting to take a shit on that idiot.

That's my story.

SHADY CHARACTERS ARE EVERYWHERE

[jitz]

LMFAO!

All Subways are completely unreliable due to this imaginary tale!

I thought it was just a DENT in their reputation, how wrong I was!

[CanaMatt]

Well, I'll have to be sure to thank this guy from WRECKING my favorite restaurant.

[jitz]

My mother is going to be so pissed off when she finds out Subway is WRECKED!

It was her favourite, but now a guy who I thought I was friends with has gone AND WRITTEN IT OFF COMPLETELY!

I'll never be allowed to go to Subway again.

[Big Bizang]

I dislike Subway. Everything tastes unclean.

[Joe =/]

You fuckers just can't pull it off. Tom's subway stories > everyone elses.

I loved the story. Same time next year yea tom ?

[Nemo]

toms subway stories are the best because he continues to eat there after being served horrendous sandwiches time after time. heres my subway story:

i went to subway once. it sucked. i never went again.

the end.

[Joe =/]

Apparently the subways in canada are fucking 'awesome'.

MATT WE NEED YOUR VERDICT.

[CanaMatt]

they are pretty good.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

I calmy walk back to my seat, remove the lettuce that I apparently ordered, and scattered it neatly over the floor.

lmfao..

I want to see that- physically.

[Mr Sparkle]

i dont now what you lot are complaining about the subways in england are brilliant i cant complain i expect we dont have the same subs as you do over in in the States and Canada but theres nothing wrong with it i prefer it to a home made sandwich any day!

[Trips]

You fell at the first hurdle Sparkle.

[RingMaster2001]

I've never been to Subway. 4 quid for half a baguette that I can get for 2 quid from Greggs? Piss off.

[scoot]

its actually worth the extra money in terms of the taste. subway simply taste better than greggs

[Aero]

i was in subway today.

i ordered a sub, they made it, asked if i wanted a drink, i said "what?" as i didnt understand the funny noises the foreigner was making at first, he repeated, i said "no thanks", he bagged it up, i paid for it, i ate it. the place was fairly clean, the order was correct, mayb a bit too much lettuce but nothing ott, over all i'd say it was quite pleasing and tasty. 9/10

im bored.

[jitz]

Who is this Gregg guy? And what makes him think he can take on the behemoth Subway and win? Cheaper prices will win over the poor, but ultimately, the path to success is paved with multi million dollar advertising budgets.

[Thom]

Greggs is a cheap walk-in walk-out place which sells poor quality sausage rolls, pasties etc, and also ventures into baguettes, but they're made in bulk in the morning and left to go stale on the side all day. There's not much variety, but I doubt people like Ming would be brave enough to ever venture from the old reliable cheese and pickle.

[RingMaster2001]

Greggs makes fresh baguettes I think you will find Thom, in front of you, and also for only 2.50. They also have apple pies, pastries, sausage rolls, custard tarts, and amongst other great things.

Also I have never had any trouble at Greggs, compared to the dramatic performances Thom has had at Subway.