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I fucking wish. I live like 200 miles away from her.

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I fucking wish. I live like 200 miles away from her.

Long distance relationships are tough, eh bud?

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Well we live within a couple of miles of each other at home but during term time we're at unis at opposite ends of the country, thems the breaks or so they say.

She's coming down to see me tomorrow for the weekedn mind, don't expect any posts.

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Here's a good 'un. Three or four weeks ago I had sex with your one on the left here;

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Today my Mum said there's some work going at her place, cause her team is short. Guess who's Mum is on the team of 6 people that I'm gonna be part of for the next few weeks?

I'm trying to think of the least subtle way of dropping it into conversation...

Posted

"i banged your daughter... hard... and she liked it!!

fancy a go?"

that should do the trick

well played btw tho the girl on the right has quite the rack on her.

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Yeah but I broke in her little sister a couple of weeks before the one on the left there.

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