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The Last Bird You Pulled


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so, i went out for the 1st time in nearly a month. my girlfriend didn't go out, which rarely happens and i got blocked.

most of the night is now a blur, but i vaguely remember getting jumped but a hot german girl and, if it wasnt for the fact that i some how remembered i had a girlfiend, i'd have woke up beside her this morning and took a picture.

what fueld me to drink so much was a rickin irish band who called themselves hi voltage. fuck me the rocked.

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still a little wankered there aero?

Posted

I'm not even gonna show you. Severe case of beer goggles. Basically it was just this Chinese bird from uni who I wanted to pull simply because she was Chinese.

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yea please show of this chinese lady Thom.

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Like I said my the pictures of yourself topic, shes my on-again off-again girlfriend.

Posted

Very well*

I would make her more permenant, if I were you. Before someone else crosses her eye.

Posted (edited)

Here ya go Iain, one last one.

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She has the most amazing body when naked too, our relationships like a fucking rollercoaster though sometimes thats a good thing and others times its a bad thing.

I forgot to mention she's the one on the left.

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She looks about 20 in that last picture you posted, and looks about 16 in the one above.

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I hate CS forever now.

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Man, i wanna bang her CS. I'm glad my ex beat yours though, phew.

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Wait, let me handle something first. Johnny, I hate giving you a hard time but fuck off. You're not allowed to enjoy this "plain" girl, she's not "unique". Yeah all flooding back to you now isn't it.

Now onto far more important business - PHHWWWOOAR!

Posted

congrats CS, a job well done. shes fucking nice.

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CS, what a cunt. Gone up a million miles in my estimation. Still prefer my girlfriend though.

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she was in the room when you typed that BB, am i right?

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