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So I ordered a CD and looked at the tracking page for it, and it went from Eagan, MN to Minneapolis, MN to Louisville, KY to Chichago, IL and now it's sitting in Kankakee, IL until tomorrow morning when they ship it back to Minnesota for me. For christ's sake, The Best Buy HQ is only like an hour drive from my house... couldn't they just send a suit over and hand me my CD? Fuck no.

/Pointless Rant

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You're missing his point.

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No, he hit the nail on the head there, Sir.

Posted

aye aye captain!

Posted

If you're going to attempt to steal what I said in another post, please do it right, Sir.

EDIT: Huzzah! The UPS guy just came!

Posted

sorry, "sure thing, captain"

...better?

Posted

That's just karma biting Aero in the ass. Don't mind him, chief.

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dammit hb, leave my ass alonef or once :P2

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Sure thing, Captain.

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Yeah, leave Aero's ass alone, Crossfan's sister might get jealous, Sir.

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No problem, pal.

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Shhh. Karma will bite me in the ass, Aero.

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No, you'd just get what you deserve, Sir.

Posted

According to you, that's Karma. Right chief?

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So you're contradicting yourself yet again. Correct?

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You're so witty, it's unbelievable. One day I hope I can contradict myself just as well as you do. Until that day, I guess I can only sit back and admire you.

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It is a skill, Sir. It's taken me 20 years to master it. But don't worry Pal, soon as your testicals decend from your body, you'll be able to contradict yourself like me. Or have your penis and vagina suddenly retracted up into your body creating some sort of faux vagina?

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Lovely Don. Make a penis and vagina joke. Makes you look even more mature! I'm so glad you're a mod here. What would we do without you?

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Calling my moderator abilities into question, very original there Sir. This coming from the most inept Admin that has ever plagued SmackTalks. Well done, Chief.

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