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Suffering pretty badly here lads. Any interesting hungover/morning-after stories to tell?

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Go to the store and buy a can of Monster, might not help the hang over but they are tasty.

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I normally stick to the three S's. Shit, Shower, Shave. That and painkillers mind.

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they actually make a pill now that somehow cures hangovers. i suppose you could try that.

keep in mind, there were no men in the commercial.

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It was a proper blinder this morning. One of those times where it hurts to move your head and the light burns you know? I was awake for an hour before I realised I had somehow taken the flag down from the wall in my room.

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"why is there an empty spot on my wall and why am i wearing a cape?"

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i had a house party at my place this summer and woke up on my couch with a hamster sleeping on stomach and cat hair all over the place and my other cat limping across the floor. i later found out that these two assholes showed up at about 1 am after i passed out from too much to drink and they thought it would be funny to shave my cat and then decided to play catch with my other cat..with one at the top of the stairs and the other at the bottom, well the one at the bottom missed a catch and it broke one of its back legs and fractured one of its front legs and we had to get him put down. rip mr. awesome.

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That is such a funny and depressing story.

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i had a house party at my place this summer and woke up on my couch with a hamster sleeping on stomach and cat hair all over the place and my other cat limping across the floor. i later found out that these two assholes showed up at about 1 am after i passed out from too much to drink and they thought it would be funny to shave my cat and then decided to play catch with my other cat..with one at the top of the stairs and the other at the bottom, well the one at the bottom missed a catch and it broke one of its back legs and fractured one of its front legs and we had to get him put down. rip mr. awesome.

Fuck that, I hate animal cruelty.

As far as hangover stories go, I lay on a slab of concrete outside once dry-reaching for a hour... got sunburnt on my back, and my other side got burnt from the hot concrete.

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the worst that can happen is waking up next to some fucking ugly girl that the night before looked like she could give you a boner from long distance in an instant. its never nice to think about, and its never nice when it happens. also for some strange reason i never get a hangover at all. makes it easier to escape the ugly girls house the morning after

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I've been constantly drunk the last 2 days and I seriously fucked up. I broke up with Leanne, fucked some young girl and blatantly kissed the face off some girl while Leanne was watching. oh the tears. oh the alcohol.

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Big round of applause for Iain. Well played son. What happened there?

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Good response. If I ever used internet acronyms I would say LOL. As I don't... er... laugh out loud. Yeah.

Seriously that's some good going for two days.

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Can I just say, that this young girl, was really young. And i fucking regret it because she did not look that age, whatsoever. I scoot'd : (

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i never actually did anything more than photograph a girl of my own age, who btw wasnt far off from it being legal for me to have done so. you sir, have kissed an obviously underage girl. you didnt do a scoot, you created a whole new catagory, you did an iain.

just for the record, how young was she for it to make you so regretful? i mean i have friends that encourage me to fuck 16 year olds because they are 'of legal age', which i dont wanna do, youngest ill fuck is a year younger than me.

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Scoot, he didn't kiss her. He fucked a younger girl. So I'm guessing it's pretty underage.

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I was so wasted last night that I didn't even manage to pull anybody. I was being given free drugs in the club by familiar accquaintances, so that offsets the disappointment. Going to a pyjama party at the biggest club in the city tomorrow night, really looking forward to that one.

Matt, did you try any of those pills yet?

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I didn't fuck her, she told me. I just used my hand. Thank shit for that.

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