Hate to sound stupid

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Simple and sweet:

Is there a special way to eat a girl out?

I just stick my tongue in there and go at it.

Don't mean to sound 'vagina ignorant' but it's something every man needs to know.

I know to 'aim' for the clitoris, but what do I do? Just like jab at it with my tongue?

Any help from someone over the age of 7 would be appriechated.

[RingMaster2001]

Don't blow into it, just toungue, trying not to let hardly any air in. The last thing you need is a fanny fart in the face.

Or don't eat a girl out. I actually don't see the point in it.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Well I had never done it before until yesterday.

Thought it was stupid, but she sounded like a whore when she said- which is of course irresitable.

Plus, trying new stuff is cool.

I'm worried such a thing could happen again, so it's good to know, for next time.

[Aero]

fire an ice cube in there when she's not expecting it... i stand my by phrasing of that as it adds a small amount of comedy.. a very small amount.

[Heart Breaker]

lmao!

[Chillalex]

seriously... i know its a cliche for all the "elite" to say but... do you REALLY think asking on a wrestling game message board is wise?

Google cunnilingus if you must. Most of what you could be told im sure you can find through that. Just enjoy yourself - if its a steady relationship then the best thing to do is actually ask the girl what she likes, serios. If its just for one night stands then dont even concern yourself with it. The general rule of thumb is if she moans alot keep doing what your doing and enjoy it as well because if your bored then its hardly exciting is it?

BUT you can look it all up. go to the library even! o my.

And trying new stuff is not necessarily fun. Would you say shitting in someones (your) mouth is fun? Its not. its the worst thing thats ever happened to anyone, ever.

/serios reply

[Nemo]

watch "one night in china" and you'll see exactly what NOT to do.

you should be set after that.

Edited February 16, 2007 by Slurms MacKenzie

[Fozy]

I hate giving them but Leanne always persuades me.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

seriously... i know its a cliche for all the "elite" to say but... do you REALLY think asking on a wrestling game message board is wise?

Google cunnilingus if you must. Most of what you could be told im sure you can find through that. Just enjoy yourself - if its a steady relationship then the best thing to do is actually ask the girl what she likes, serios. If its just for one night stands then dont even concern yourself with it. The general rule of thumb is if she moans alot keep doing what your doing and enjoy it as well because if your bored then its hardly exciting is it?

BUT you can look it all up. go to the library even! o my.

And trying new stuff is not necessarily fun. Would you say shitting in someones (your) mouth is fun? Its not. its the worst thing thats ever happened to anyone, ever.

/serios reply

Yeah I'll probably just play it by ear next time.

And yeah, google would have probably been smart.

I hate giving them but Leanne always persuades me.

Yes, she sure is persuasive... Sure is.

[jitz]

Ok im going to look past the further decline of the board's topics and give you some advice.

You could go down on a chick twenty times and they still won't think they owe you a blow job. I think it's utter bullshit, but somehow they never feel the need to repay the favour. I just refuse to do it now, not that she asks for it, but I know it's not worth the sore tongue and fingers.

Looking past that here's what ya do.

1. Warm them up with tongue action all over the vaginal area, get the girl dripping wet. Ofcourse paying proper attention to the clit, give it a rub with a finger, not rough though, be gentle.

2. When she's warm up, get your middle finger of your preferred hand (if you have abnormal fingers, use the longest) and slid said finger inside vagina, should be like a slippery dip going in.

3. Shake finger back and forth, you may want to practice outside the vagina first, quick movement is key, you're aiming for a vibration sensation. While shake give her bit of a finger fuck.

4. While doing this, get that tongue on the clit. Lick it, prod it, slide your tongue up from your ravaging finger all the way to the top of the vagina (hopefully she shaves a bit).

5. When your finger starts getting sore (it will) swap the finger with the tongue, once again going for fast tongue movements inside the vagina. Be careful with your finger, it's probably a bit numb from the work and you can easily be too hard on the clit which can put her back to square one, which means an even sorer finger for you.

6. Swap again after you hear her really getting worked up. If your finger is still out of action, substitute for the index finger, you're on the home stretch.

Curl your finger back inside her vagina and rub the top wall (no matter how tight your girl was before you started, by now you should be able to drive a truck in). Getting the tongue on the clit and start vibrating it against it. You'll hear when she's about ready for the finish.

7. Pull finger out put on clip and rub quickly, get a bit of tongue on the opening of her vagina.

8. She'll have a fantastic orgasm, say that was fantastic. But she'll still refuse to suck your dick.

[Thom]

EWWWWWWWWW!!

[crunk]

loll.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Ok im going to look past the further decline of the board's topics and give you some advice.

You could go down on a chick twenty times and they still won't think they owe you a blow job. I think it's utter bullshit, but somehow they never feel the need to repay the favour. I just refuse to do it now, not that she asks for it, but I know it's not worth the sore tongue and fingers.

Looking past that here's what ya do.

1. Warm them up with tongue action all over the vaginal area, get the girl dripping wet. Ofcourse paying proper attention to the clit, give it a rub with a finger, not rough though, be gentle.

2. When she's warm up, get your middle finger of your preferred hand (if you have abnormal fingers, use the longest) and slid said finger inside vagina, should be like a slippery dip going in.

3. Shake finger back and forth, you may want to practice outside the vagina first, quick movement is key, you're aiming for a vibration sensation. While shake give her bit of a finger fuck.

4. While doing this, get that tongue on the clit. Lick it, prod it, slide your tongue up from your ravaging finger all the way to the top of the vagina (hopefully she shaves a bit).

5. When your finger starts getting sore (it will) swap the finger with the tongue, once again going for fast tongue movements inside the vagina. Be careful with your finger, it's probably a bit numb from the work and you can easily be too hard on the clit which can put her back to square one, which means an even sorer finger for you.

6. Swap again after you hear her really getting worked up. If your finger is still out of action, substitute for the index finger, you're on the home stretch.

Curl your finger back inside her vagina and rub the top wall (no matter how tight your girl was before you started, by now you should be able to drive a truck in). Getting the tongue on the clit and start vibrating it against it. You'll hear when she's about ready for the finish.

7. Pull finger out put on clip and rub quickly, get a bit of tongue on the opening of her vagina.

8. She'll have a fantastic orgasm, say that was fantastic. But she'll still refuse to suck your dick.

Excellent.

10/10

I'll give it a try. Thanks.

[Mr Sparkle]

And thats is what is known as experience!

[RingMaster2001]

Don't listen to Chris. Otherwise she'll ask you to do it again.

[Joe =/]

Listen to Martin, THAT'S experience.

[Jonny]

Chris' info sounds like a bad porno.

What Chris didn't tell you, is that you shouldn't keep repeating the same movements. Up, down, up, down etc... Try spelling your name on her clit with your tongue. Also, keep a steady pace, don't go really fast then slow right down. Start off slow, then if she's gasping and moaning like a dirty little whore, get faster, but keep the rythm. Also, the more attention you pay to the clit, the less sensitive it gets. Try putting a really strong mint in your mouth then gently blowing on the clit a bit, the menthol of the mint will drive her wild. If not, you're shit and you're doing it wrong, so don't blame me.

Use your other hand aswell, scrabs he stomach, squeeze her hips etc..

Also, go here if you're still feeling like a bit of a n00b.

http://www.clitical.com/

Edited February 17, 2007 by Jonny

[Fozy]

Who are you to give any sexual advice about girls?

[Jonny]

Who are you to question me on my advice? I'm not fucking gay.

[RingMaster2001]

Yeah, right.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Ming does make a good point.

[Jonny]

No, he doesn't.

[Aero]

new advice - bend her over and take it to brown town! screw the whole oral thing

[jitz]

Best advice ever.

[Jhardy_jr]

great advice... and johnny you def. are the last person who should be giving advie about oral sex...if i remember correctly you were all bent out of shape in your thread cuz a black guy stole your girlfriend who probably doesnt even know you exist