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Finished opening all of your cards yet ;)

Personally, I took out a spread in most national newspapers asking for donations to be made to charities in lieu of cards sent to me. So, you know who to thank when they cure every known disease on the planet soemtime next week; these deep brown eyes.

Have you all got anything planned for today? I assume Scoot is taking one of his many ladies to the graveyard for a picnic, and Jonny's going to be swept off his feet and made a woman out of, but what about the rest of you?

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thx and happy valentines day to you 2.Man this day is THE BOMB : i was standing there in class with all girls but only 3 of them where really beautiful and two of them did this : the first girl took my hand and just putted it on her ass and told me that i could touch her evry time i want to and then the second just hugged me and i putted my hand on her ass too so i was standing there with two really hot girls touching their asses without them not wanting.IT WAS AWESOME ;):) (that will learn the black guy who was mentioned in my topic in General Chat:I have a girlfriend...

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so far ive got one lousy card and i dont know who the fuck sent it. assuming its someone from legends, ill be down there tonight

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Bigpoppn clearly wins. THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOT WANT IT!

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sports bar, its a simple brisk walk away from my house, so i tend to be there from time to time

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Thom, we all know you're a bigger woman than I am.

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Amy sent me a tissue paper Love Heart type thing which smelt of her perfume in the post this morning which kind of knocks the lame card I hid in her room that she probably found way before today into a cocked hat.

We have to clear the dining room/kitchen in this house to make room for my flatmate and her boyfriend to cook each other shit. It's pretty much the room we spend all our time in and we have to make way for this Valentine's shit.

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im very single and its disgustingly snowy outside.

take your pick, im not doing shit today.

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Very single? I didn't know they were degrees of single-ness.

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i got sex, dirty dirty sex... repeated.... a few times! theres nothing like booking the day off work and buying a bunch of roses on valentines day... unless you're single, that would just make you weird!

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Very single? I didn't know they were degrees of single-ness.

there probably arent. i just feel like putting myself on a level below regular single.

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Masterbating in jail. That's hot. You could base a rap album around your sexual experiences in jail.

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I got a last-minute invitation to a Valentines party, and pulled a very hot chick. PM me for pics.

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I rounded the whole fantastic day of flat-mate avoiding with an argument with Amy. 300 miles apart and we still manage to argue on a regular basis. Aw.

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Didnt do much. Was going to reply yesterday (valentines day proper) but i spent the day finishing off a 3500 word essay. Ace fun! I got a card from the lady though and that was nice, as shes away on placement (as all my housemates are) so when i woke up on my own at least that was there.

Did feel slightly cheated mind, I got her stuff and flowers and a card and all I got was a card. hmm. and my handwriting is far superior. We are doing something on saturday though, though what, I havent decided.

And today is my dogs birthday, as was yesterday (different dog mind, it isnt royalty or owt)

all in all a decent valentines day topped off by cracking one out.

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I got my lady Lacoste Touch Of Pink, a card and some roses....and some chocolate. She got me a shirt, some red fluff covered handcuffs and a card. Jackpot.

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