RingMaster2001 Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 It isn't Christmas anymore Chris. OH, you mean PLASTERS. Quote
Fozy Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 You had a good joke there but you ruined it. Quote
jitz Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Ming I knew this was going to happen, and I knew you were going to be the person to bring it up. That's why I capitalised it so I was actually talking about the brand, I've outsmarted you Ming. You had a good joke there but you ruined it. Iain, your humour would have failed you yet again as making fun of other country's terms isn't particularly funny unless it's the stereotypical embodiment of the country you're making fun of, or it's the single witty Wii/Wee joke out of the 50 you've heard that week. Yes half the world calls a "plaster" a band aid, yes it derives from the brand Band Aid. How is that funny Iain? Besides plaster is what your walls and ceilings are most probably made out of. Quote
Fozy Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Take it this way, if he didn't say the second sentence it would have been more witty. now get back to sucking my dick Quote
jitz Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Just in case everyone missed it the first time.... Take it this way, if he didn't say the second sentence it would have been more witty. now get back to sucking my dick LMFAO! Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Iain, just shut up. More and more you are turning into complete and utter waste of oxygen. Quote
CS Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 I have scars from my cat bigger than that. Quote
jitz Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 I wouldn't worry too much about it Iain, you caught him at a bad time, you know right after I wiped the floor with him! Come one Ming lets go round 2, i'm just warming up. He's been outsmarted by an Australian, he's in his basement now plotting new schemes and traps to win his honor back on Smacktalks. Personally I'm waiting for him to come back with a predictable "Fuck off Jitz, go impale yourself on a sting ray". Hey Ming LITTLE BRITAIN IS THE SINGLE WORST TV SHOW IN HISTORY! I'd rather watch Judge Judy re runs, as she's far funnier than the same gay joke over and over again. Black Books however is good, your country gets points for that one, and Doctor Who. Quote
Chillalex Posted February 20, 2007 Author Posted February 20, 2007 Hey Ming LITTLE BRITAIN IS THE SINGLE WORST TV SHOW IN HISTORY! I'd rather watch Judge Judy re runs, as she's far funnier than the same gay joke over and over again. Black Books however is good, your country gets points for that one, and Doctor Who. neighbours is quite shit. So is home and away. What else did your country do? oh. steve irwin, but hes dead so he cant be that good. And we gave you Peep Show, and Spaced. And more Im sure, because Black Books was shite. Quote
Aero Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 children, stop bickering lol. austrailia also brought us round the twist, a classic. black books rocked, dylan moran and bill bailey? legends now. not a huge fan of little britain but it was watchable, was definately aimed at the british snese of humour tho so its understood why you didnt like it strum, have to say tho that there have been a few shit austrailian comedies shown at obscure times over here on bbc2... tho i cant remember the name so perhaps they where shit in australia too huge fan of doctor who tho so glad you like it. Quote
jitz Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Yeah Australian tv is shit, I dont watch a single Australian program. Judge Judy rules the weekday midday line up and has done so for years upon years. Round the Twist was awesome, I could recite the theme song right now. Other Australia classics include Spellbinder, Ship to Shore, Girl From Tomorrow and Mr Squiggle. I like most British comedies as my Dad is British, I was brought up on them. If you can find Father Ted funny, you can find most things funny. I also happen to be a super sleuth when it comes to drug dealers at 5 story apartment buildings, after seeing 200 such episodes of The Bill - here's a tip, they always try to run and they always get caught. The only good Australian comedy was a sketch show called Full Frontal. There's a video of Eric Bana well before he went on to star as The Hulk. Hey Dad wasn't too bad either. Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 OH MY MING IS MAKING A MEAL OF BRINGING UP OLD TOPICS. What can I say, the board is shit. As I missed this the first time. Australia IS NOT the best sporting country in the world. Care to debate this one Jitz? Quote
jitz Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 We've dropped the ball big time, yes. Personallly to try to turn the situation around I've started running, Australia is sorely lacking in anybody who can perform in track, or field for that matter. So yeah, look for me in the 2010 Commonwealth Games. I haven't decided on my event yet, but judging by my effort Monday night, the shortest one possible. Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Couldn't you create an Australian bobsled team, whilst getting up to all kinds of crazy shenanigans? Quote
Smacktalks Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 The Jamaicans have that medal, no contest. Quote
CanaMatt Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 I believe that was the point of reference in that joke there Paul. Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 Thanks Matt, I was pulling my hair out. Quote
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