Advice from somone

[Jhardy_jr]

I am wondering if anyone who lives in the US could give me a little bit of financial advice about living there. I have been a semi-professional magician for the last 3 years and have just recently been offered a contract to work full-time as a magician in Miami. My only problem is that I do not have alot of money right now and dont think i would be able to afford living there, if anyone would be able to give me an idea of how hard it would be for me to switch from living here in Toronto, Canada to Florida. I am looking into health insurance and a place to live and car insurance and all that other crap and so far it all seems expensive, anyone who can offer any advice/information would be helpful.

Cheers.

[The Don]

Sell coke.

[Nemo]

and market it as magic powder.

Edited February 3, 2007 by Slurms MacKenzie

[The Don]

that's a cure for cancer.

[crunk]

I'm sure one of those spambots will post some helpful information soon.

[Nemo]

hes not going to make it as a drug dealer if hes dealing viagra.

then again, theres a lot of old folks in florida.

[Jhardy_jr]

...thanks...this has drastically improved my knowledge of the US :rolleyes

[Subrick]

What state do you (or are you) gonna live in? I'll tell you the minimum wage.

[The Don]

in Miami. ....... switch from living here in Toronto, Canada to Florida.

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in florida.

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I'm guessing New Mexico.

[Jhardy_jr]

lol....ah yeah...i dont really need to know minimum wage..i was just saking for some other general info about living costs, i was offered a contract so i wouldnt be making minimum wage

[Joe =/]

hes not going to make it as a drug dealer if hes dealing viagra.

you never know, when joesmo is god is about, anythings possible..

[Nemo]

...thanks...this has drastically improved my knowledge of the US  :rolleyes

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"The United States of America" isnt just a clever name a bunch of folks came up with 300 years ago. this country is in fact composed of 50 different states that each have their own different laws, economies and cultures.

everything from cost of living, to health and auto insurance varies from state to state. the only thing i can tell you is that the cost of living in florida is fucktons cheaper than it is in new york.

if you want to know about insurance(s), just google health and auto insurance quotes. i cant help you out with that because i dont live in florida. i doubt we have any members from florida who are over the age of 13, you might as well do the research yourself and not waste any time here.

if this post was helpful, good. if it wasnt, too bad.

[Chillalex]

my bottom itches

[Nemo]

then cut it off.

[Chillalex]

it needs to be sunrise so i can refer to it as

Sunrise on the temple of the eternal backside removal process

[Nemo]

you can do it now and call it:

The Legend of Alex: Twilight Ass Removal

[Chillalex]

oh no, not after I experimented with time travel in my legendarily disasterous porn film;

The Legend of Alex: A Dick to the Past

[James]

A friend of mine lives down there and says its very expensive there. I dont know any figures, but he's convinced me its expensive.

[Jonny]

Asking for life advice on the internet > asking a deaf, blind mute for directions.

[Nemo]

reading one of jonnys replies < stabbing yourself in the eye with an unsharpened pencil

[Jonny]

That was low. </3

[Thom]

That equation makes the least sense yet...

[Tychoma]

lmfao

[Big Bizang]

Any post in this topic > Jonny's pathetic topic about which girl he should try and knob and then ultimately, predictably failing.

[Jonny]

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