I have a girlfiend.....

[bigpoppn]

yeah hes the "gangsta" kinda guy:he thinks he is so cool,almost like sunnyxtremepunk,and he talks the same way like sunnyxtremepunk:dawg,homie,nigga,YAYAA,wazzup holmes so yeah he a player of a lil game called love and he takes avry girl he can take but yeah like you all said he a player and once they are started there is NO STOPPIN' THEM

[Big Bizang]

Yeah because we all know how good THEY are at sports right?

Serious advice: if the bitch wants to be a slut then let her. Never let a woman hold that much power over you.

[Joe =/]

I bet he smells. Sporty black ones always do. ewwww.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

This coming from a guy who's slept with a slut.

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Come on now buddy. We all know he didn't actually have sex with your mother.

[Thom]

Hang on, I think we all might be forgetting one thing.

Could it possible that you're a complete fucking pussy, and you say like "yeah he a player of a lil game called love", and actually that's the reason you shouldn't be expecting to see any breasts in person this decade?

There are several guys here who have come into contact with women, I'm two of them, because I'm so damn good at it, and some of the others have offered you some of the best advice possible, but if you just don't have what it takes in the first place, you're doomed. Don't think that being attractive to females just automatically comes with time. Look at The Miker. You've either got it, or you have to step back, observe me from afar, and learn how the fuck to get it.

Good luck with that though.

[Joe =/]

Tom is so damn good, he got the bitches even when he was phat. B)

[Jhardy_jr]

I was unaware Smacktalks had become akin to Dr.Phil

[jitz]

It really took on this second life when Sharx started posting.

Why are these topics all the same? Geek can't get girl cause girl likes other guy, geek upset. Where's all the teenage pregnancies? Where's all the STDs?

It really is simple, I'm going to spell it out-

1. You obviously like the girl more than a friend otherwise you wouldn't be posting about it here, yes you're only 14 that's why it's not love, you just want some tit.

2. She is paying this other guy attention because a. She honestly likes him more than you or b. she's doing it because she likes you more. Yeah girls are fucked that way, they like to fuck around with you.

3. You invite her out for some cliched shit like a movie or lunch, or if you're a big spender - both. Yes you DO have to pay for her, it goes a long way.

4. If all goes well, you keep doing cliched shit till the timing is right to kiss her. That's it. NO POSTS ON SMACKTALKS REQUIRED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND.

[Jhardy_jr]

It really took on this second life when Sharx started posting...

...NO POSTS ON SMACKTALKS REQUIRED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND.

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Very well said....and i agree

[Nemo]

due to me ignoring just about every post in this thread, i kind of lost track of whats going on. from what i gathered though, this is the situation:

- bigpoppn likes some bitch

- bitch pays attention to some other guy

- the other guy is black and vastly superior to bigpoppn

what i dont understand is how you (bigpoppn) can be jealous of this awesome black guy if you seemingly never asked the girl out to begin with. unless shes a mind reader (in which case you might want to avoid her since she'll know when you're plotting her murder) she doesnt know if you've got feelings for her.

you're not in any competition with the black guy because you're not on her options list. unless she has the slightest clue that you like her, you probably wont be considered before she fucks the black guy.

ask her out. let her know you like her. if she shoots you down, move on.

[Joe =/]

Yeah but then the black guy might ACTUALLY shoot him down.

[Chillalex]

I bet the black guy has ejaculated all over her face by now

[Auday]

This is gold.

[BrotchMrToast]

Meh, not worth the bump.

[Auday]

Meh, not worth the bump.

Fu brotch.

[jitz]

Can you find a topic I reply to where I will cringe at my replies because they're so bad? Because in this one, me from 8 years ago is fucking on point.

[Aero]

Meh, not worth the bump.

sorry dude, but for nostalgia alone its totally worth it!

I also assume that Audrey has bumped this as he himself was looking for love advice

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Why would a baby need love advice? #shotsfired #headshot #triplekill

[BrotchMrToast]

Meh, not worth the bump.

sorry dude, but for nostalgia alone its totally worth it!

I also assume that Audrey has bumped this as he himself was looking for love advice

By thst logic, we might aswell bump every pre-2008 thread on this website. 

[fufu ÷]

Audley just buys them teddy bears on valentines day

[Aero]

Meh, not worth the bump.

sorry dude, but for nostalgia alone its totally worth it!

I also assume that Audrey has bumped this as he himself was looking for love advice

By thst logic, we might aswell bump every pre-2008 thread on this website. 

not so, this gf topic sparked a lot of abuse for this dude, its not 20 pages long and has posts from a few key past members! Also its humorous!

Not comedy gold though!

[Big Pete®]

bigpoppn can pop the fuck back into the archives!

[Aero]

Pete's in one of those moods again lads, hold tight!

[Big Pete®]

No need to start getting frisky, blackbeard!

[Auday]

Audley just buys them teddy bears on valentines day

 

 

Yeah, and it works most of the times. Last time I tried the girl asked me to fuck off in a gentle way lol. But yeah at the end I am a normal human just like all the people who were asked to fuck off on this site.