Thom Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 As we all know, nothing ever goes wrong for me. On the odd occasion that something appears to be going wrong, it turns out that it was only a minor setback, which would then itself lead to something improving beyond it's former greatness. With that in mind, consider my current situation. I'm living with three people at the moment, Whill, Swel and Rainy. Whill's a third-year student at the same uni as I am, Swel and Rainy both work full time. Whill's parents own the house, and we rent it. It's been accepted all along that Whill's parents would sell the house at the end of Whill's final term, and then he'd go travelling, leaving Myself, Swel and Rainy to get our own place, which would be great because nobody really likes Whill that much. Found out today that Whill's parents are selling the house, but Whill's Mum's buying it, and converting it to a family house, so Whill, Swel and Rainy can carry on living here, but no students can, effectively kicking me out on my ass, all alone. On top of this, I forgot to mention a couple of weeks ago that Lyd and I have split up. Please post predictions of how long it'll take, and possible methods of overcoming this minor hitch. Prizes for the closest guesses. Quote
jitz Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Thom infiltrates an all girl fraternity by means of a disguise, that although it would look like a man in drag to anybody watching at home, amazingly none of the girls ever question. Thom's plans will once again become unstuck however when he accidentlally falls in love with the leader of the fraternity who also happens to be Headmasters daughter. Now he must make a choice, come clean and tell the girl he loves that he's been lying the entire time; or undergo major surgery to hide the tooling and try to lure this traditional classy girl to the dark side. I can't wait to hear the hilarious antics that ensue, especially far out wacky situations such as - shared showers, late night goss sessions about which boys are the best in bed, the morning that Thom forgot to shave before heading out of his room and the time Thom rubbed one out into the toilet bowl only to discover the toilet was broken, didn't flush, and that they were out of toilet paper after Thom made dinner the night before and Fat Betty's stomach didn't agree with it. Quote
CanaMatt Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 hey I just got kicked out too! Let's move in together. Quote
Thom Posted January 28, 2007 Author Posted January 28, 2007 Lydia turned up at my house today with a box of stuff, not only which belonged to me, but also that belonged to her, but reminded her of me. Why did she not just get rid of it, instead of giving it to me? Girls are crazy. Quote
Big Bizang Posted January 28, 2007 Posted January 28, 2007 I'm afraid you just answered your own question. Quote
Joe =/ Posted January 28, 2007 Posted January 28, 2007 At least you got some free shit, right ? :dunno Quote
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