ITT: I need a poo.

[Chillalex]

Right so i really need to empty my back and my mom is still in the freaking bath. Bitch. Im only home for like 2 nights and this being the second, Im DANGEROUSLY Low on underwear. Skidmarks cannot be tolerated YET SHES STILL IN THERE.

DO I SURVIVE INTACT? STAY TUNED.

[Tychoma]

I'll be in a similar situation soon. We;re out of toilet paper, and it's only a matter of time before nature calls for one of us.

Whoever needs it first will have to make a trip down the road to steal an industrial size roll from the uni library.

[Chillalex]

harsh. You know ive never used our Librarys toilet facilities... I dont think I trust them.

Right now its gone back in but i guarentee itll paint the bowl, and shes still in the fucking bath. Fucks sake!

So like a real man, im going to bitch on the internet about it and not say a word.

[Tychoma]

We never buy toilet roll anymore, the library and other university buildings are only a 30 second walk away. Go in with a backpack, open the dispenser, and you're sorted for at least 2 weeks. In fact, I'm so bored I might go now.

I'll be thinking of you when I'm squeezing out the most satisfying shit of my life.

Not because you can't go- that's just what I do when I shit.

[Chillalex]

19:18 ;

I finally get to cut a loaf. I notice shes been reading an Agatha Raisin book, entitled ; "The Terrible Tourist". I like to think the drains now have their own atrocious visitor to look after.

[Thom]

Not because you can't go- that's just what I do when I shit.

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10/10!

[The Don]

This post is an adrenaline fueled thrill ride from the heart pounding beginning to the climatic end!

[CanaMatt]

ruined.

[The Don]

bows

[Chillalex]

to follow up

I need a shit right now

edit: and also a whizz

Edited May 19, 2009 by Chillalex

[Aero]

harsh. You know ive never used our Librarys toilet facilities... I dont think I trust them.

Right now its gone back in but i guarentee itll paint the bowl, and shes still in the fucking bath. Fucks sake!

So like a real man, im going to bitch on the internet about it and not say a word.

i would have shit in her bed!

[Smacktalks]

Your missing the cliffhanger...

Did Luke get the toilet roll?

Was it the most satisfying shit of his life?

What happened to Luke?, as he never returned.

[crunk]

This sounds like the plot of an episode of Lost... but with less shit.

[Smacktalks]

I think your on to something, maybe Luke was sent back to 1977?

[Thom]

Nah I think when Luke was nicking shit-rag from the Library he probably bumped into Sean - Who frequents such establishments - and they've just been discussing literature and theology, and lost track of time.

[Big Bizang]

Cliffhanger! HA!

[System of a Daan]

Those are the worst.. You just shake and shake...

[Elmnt254]

but if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

[Aero]

ur shaking the wrong bit

[Elmnt254]

haha. I know what he meant, it was meant to be another bathroom joke.

[Aero]

yeah but my reply was 2-fold -

1. it ruined ur joke for those who got it

2. it explained ur joke incase any didnt get it

[Thom]

I can relate, I've been in dire need of a cack all day but I've been at the bords house and didn't want to stink out the whole floor. Now I'm home, Dad's in the shower.

[RingMaster2001]

You should all get a downstairs loo, like I have.

Then if that is a problem, my Nan's house is 8 doors way.