Matt and Thom's Sex Questionnaire

[Aero]

i love you too thom!

[Subrick]

[] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[] Younger Girl.

[] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[] HOT Girl.

[] Virgin.

[] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

Probably won't change ever.

[Aero]

hahahahaha

[The Smackethdown]

did he seriously just insult himself?

[Aero]

he knows its the only way he can be funny

[Jonny]

When did you lose your virginity, aero?

[Subrick]

Long before you.

[Jonny]

So you lost yours when you were 10 or younger? You pimp.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Jonny's all like: "Ewwwwwww you slept with agirl ?!" am I right? :lol

It was probably something more like Eww...you had a threesome with a guy and a girl...however what he doesn't realize is that I am bisexual so i don't really think it's that gross. But your response was much much funnier.

That's pretty gay dude.

[Aero]

When did you lose your virginity, aero?

Oover 18 years ago, when i was 17, 1st sat night after new years eve eh? look at that for accuracy!

[Jonny]

When did you lose your virginity, aero?

Oover 18 years ago, when i was 17, 1st sat night after new years eve eh? look at that for accuracy!

I thought subick was talking about himself. Haha.

[Aero]

...but sure he said he's not had sex with any of those options... ur a fool

[Elmnt254]

Jonny's all like: "Ewwwwwww you slept with agirl ?!" am I right? :lol

It was probably something more like Eww...you had a threesome with a guy and a girl...however what he doesn't realize is that I am bisexual so i don't really think it's that gross. But your response was much much funnier.

That's pretty gay dude.

Actually if you think about it, it's only half gay

[Aero]

2 guys, 1 girl... its 2/3 gay...

[Elmnt254]

...that's incorrect math...by that math me having sex with a girl is half gay...because there is one guy, and one girl. it's only half because there were TWO other people ONE was a guy and ONE was a girl

[Smacktalks]

It'd only gay if you did the guy aswell.

Still, I wouldn't want another guys bits so close to mine even if they were inside the girl at the time. :2

[Elmnt254]

I actually DIDN'T do the guy. The girl got it from two men but separately. I did her then we switched...it was more of a tag team operation.

[Aero]

not even a spit roast?

[jitz]

...that's incorrect math...by that math me having sex with a girl is half gay...because there is one guy, and one girl. it's only half because there were TWO other people ONE was a guy and ONE was a girl

....did you just try to apply mathetics to sex? What the fuck man, seriously, what are you doing? Take a second look at the post and ask yourself "Am I really trying to work out a mathetical equation about sexual partners and what exactly constitutes a proper fraction regarding them?". You've geeked out the one thing man thought could not be geeked out, congratulations.

EDIT -

I did her then we switched...it was more of a tag team operation.

I'm calling shenanigans, I reckon you got the sloppy seconds. You were two busy working out the fraction on whether it was gay or not; he'd already blown his load in her vagina and arse by the time you were putting down the abacus.

[Elmnt254]

*Sigh* You didn't seem to notice that Aero was the first person to apply math the sex. funny how that is. And secondly, why the fuck is every decided that MY sex life is the topic of discussion? Why can't we go to talking about someone else. I honestly DON'T want to talk about this anymore.

[RingMaster2001]

*Sigh* You didn't seem to notice that Aero was the first person to apply math the sex. funny how that is. And secondly, why the fuck is every decided that MY sex life is the topic of discussion? Why can't we go to talking about someone else. I honestly DON'T want to talk about this anymore.

Shut the fuck up then.

[Smacktalks]

*Yawn*

Ok, that's enough. Topic closed!

[Aero]

topic not closed!!!

elmnt... u applied math 1st, look at ur post before mines "its only half gay" FACE!!!!

topic closed

[CanaMatt]

wtf at this topic being on the second page, lets see how things have changed in like 2 years or something:

[x] White Girl.

[x] Black Girl.

[x] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[x] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

didn't really add much here I see, damn. Okay, topic closed again rofl.

[fufu ÷]

this'll be fun, said the priest to the alter boy

 

I HAVE SLEPT WITH;

[x] White Girl.

[x] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[x] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.