Matt and Thom's Sex Questionnaire

[Thom]

To fill out this questionnaire, you put an x in the box next to the description of a girl. Simple. Bear in mind, one girl can qualify for more than one description, for example, I've slept with a fat, ugly slut, who was also somebody's (Sean's) mother so she counts as four x's, get it?

When everybody's filled it in, we'll see how has the most x's, or, PROMISCUOSITY POINTS! and see who is going to die of AIDS the soonest. Get going!

I HAVE SLEPT WITH;

[] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[] Younger Girl.

[] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[] HOT Girl.

[] Virgin.

[] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[CanaMatt]

[] White Girl.

[x] Black Girl.

[x] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[x] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Thom]

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[x] Red-head.

[x] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[x] Somebody's mother.

[x] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

TOTAL: 16

[Nemo]

[X] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[X] Older Girl.

[] Younger Girl.

[X] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[X] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[] HOT Girl.

[X] Virgin.

[] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[X] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

ugh, i feel like a pedophile now.

[jitz]

Matt you've slept with somebody's mother but they were younger than you? Young trash girl! Congrats!

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

I'd like clarification on HOT Girl, how hot are we talking? I assume extremely hot due to the caps, but how hot is extremely hot. One of the organisers of the quiz have to post a pic of a chick that is bare minimum to be called a HOT Girl. Thanks.

[Muttl3ak]

ill go ahead and substitute boys in there...

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Can't Be Arsed]

[x] White Girl.

[x] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[x] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[x] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[x] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Eat A Vegan]

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

Lets put some more options in here for more points, perhaps some of these

[]one night stand

[]two or more different girls in the same day at different times

[]outside

[]someone elses house

[] virgin on virgin sex

[]co worker

[]friends sister

[CanaMatt]

sorry this isn't your questionnaire.

[Thom]

...for example, I've slept with a fat, ugly slut, who was also somebody's (Sean's) mother ...

That sentence makes up for all of the posts I made that I've been cringing at for the past hour...

[Smacktalks]

I thought I'd filled this in..

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[x] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[x] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[x] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian. - Possibly, but I have no proof

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Jonny]

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

Did you really shag somebody's mother, Paul?..

[Elmnt254]

I HAVE SLEPT WITH;

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[x] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[x] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Jonny]

I HAVE SLEPT WITH;

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[x] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[x] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

Eewwwwwwwwww.

Edited May 19, 2009 by Aero

[Thom]

Jonny's all like: "Ewwwwwww you slept with agirl ?!" am I right? :lol

[The Smackethdown]

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

It's a shame,i haven't hooked up with a black chick yet,is there a cure for jungle fever?

[Aero]

[X] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[X] Older Girl.

[X] Younger Girl.

[X] Blonde.

[X] Red-head.

[X] Fat Girl.

[X] Skinny Girl.

[X] Ugly Girl.

[X] HOT Girl.

[] Virgin.

[X] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[] Underage Girl.

[X] Somebody's mother.

[X] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[X] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[X] A Girl with a boyfriend.

I'd like to point out that, while it was sum1s mother, the child was only 2...

also, cant believe i've nevered fucked a virgin, looking at that!

[System of a Daan]

I HAVE SLEPT WITH;

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[x] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl. I was underage myself aswell (aah the fumbling)

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl. (Aren't most of them these days?)

[x] A Girl with a boyfriend.

[Elmnt254]

Jonny's all like: "Ewwwwwww you slept with agirl ?!" am I right? :lol

It was probably something more like Eww...you had a threesome with a guy and a girl...however what he doesn't realize is that I am bisexual so i don't really think it's that gross. But your response was much much funnier.

Edited May 21, 2009 by Elmnt254

[Jonny]

It was probably something more like Eww...you had a threesome with a guy and a girl...however what he doesn't realize is that I am bisexual so i don't really think it's that gross. But your response was much much funnier.

[Elmnt254]

guess what...I don't give a shit what you think johnny. So if in your eyes I am digging myself into a hole, I don't care. I'll dig a fucking hole if I wanna dig a fucking hole. Don't try and act like you're not a guy who spends his time watching wrestling and talking about it on forums. You haven't even filled out the fucking survey, i guess that means that you're a virgin. (or you don't sleep with girls...you sleep with guys)

[Aero]

[x] White Girl.

[] Black Girl.

[] Asian Girl.

[x] Older Girl.

[x] Younger Girl.

[x] Blonde.

[] Red-head.

[] Fat Girl.

[x] Skinny Girl.

[] Ugly Girl.

[x] HOT Girl.

[x] Virgin.

[x] Slut.

[] Unwilling Girl.

[x] Underage Girl.

[] Somebody's mother.

[] Two girls at once.

[] A girl and a guy at once.

[] A guy.

[] A Lesbian.

[x] A Bi-Sexual Girl.

[] A Girl with a boyfriend.

Did you really shag somebody's mother, Paul?..

erm... he did fill it out

[Elmnt254]

ha...proven wrong. I didn't notice it. oh well..that only ruins the last sentence or two.

[Thom]

Well the very last part is still true, but we've just come to accept Jonny for who he is now. Just like we've accepted Aero despite his obvious personality flaws.

[Elmnt254]

YAY! a way to end the stupidity of this forum! BY ADDING A DIFFERENT KIND!