Girl Problems 101

[Jonny]

Seeing how this is majorly a guy forum, I thought why not spread a bit of wisdom for those in need.

Something for you guys who always rush and screw it up. This is also knowen as being played hot and cold. For those who don't know. Those who do know this already, don't ruin it for the guys who don't.

Before I go on, I

[Thom]

I don't think it's possible for me to be any more successful on a sexual level.

[Fozy]

lol. hawt

[Jonny]

I don't think it's possible for me to be any more successful on a sexual level.

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Then share some wisdom to the needy.

[Thom]

a) Don't be emo.

b) Stop listening to Dragonforce.

c) You'll only ever get lesbians looking like that.

Edited November 20, 2006 by Thom

[Jonny]

a) Don't be emo.

B) Stop listening to Dragonforce.

c) You'll only ever get lesbians looking like that.

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claps

Great advice, really great...

[Thom]

You should try it, you'd get much more...of either gender's genitalia.

[Joe =/]

Then share some wisdom to the needy.

nerdy*

[Jonny]

Then share some wisdom to the needy.

nerdy*

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Typo

[I Got Worms]

i'm married so this advice doesn't apply to me.

and if i was single i've never had a problem getting a woman.

the part about chilling out is correct though, don't rush it, but don't be too slow to make a move, in case it becomes too late and she loses interest... and guys be confident, and try all new things. example: rub her feet, girls like that.

[Thom]

I haven't ever gone near a bitches foot, and I've done just fine for myself.

You wanna no the big secret behind being able to score with hot girls? There's no secret, it's something that comes naturally. You can't learn it; either you've got it or you haven't. There's a certain mixture of charm, confidence, wit, and non-physical attractiveness that when mixed with physical attractiveness, is irresistable to women.

Look at me, for example, I used to be in a relationship with a girl who absolutely adored me, I went off her because I liked another girl who acted like she wasn't interested in me because I had a girlfriend, I was single for two days before I had pulled that girl, I've now been going out with her for 6 months, but if I ever went insane and decided I didn't want to be with her any more, I know for a fact that I could have my pick of anybody else that I wanted. It's a good position to be in.

Edited November 20, 2006 by Thom

[I Got Worms]

6 months is different than being with a girl longer.

[CanaMatt]

Alright guys, get ready for some REAL advice. Sean Davison has entered the topic.

[Thom]

6 months is different than being with a girl longer.

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I know, but I'm saying that I wanted her, she claimed not to be interested, and I ended up getting with her.

[Joe =/]

Because you're that mother fuckin hott.

[Big Bizang]

Jonny this topic is degrading to all of us.

[Jonny]

Are you referring to the nerds?

[Big Bizang]

I'm referring to the entire male population.

[Fozy]

Oh jonny.

[Can't Be Arsed]

LMFAO Matt.

Like Thom says, you got it or you don't. Some guys are under the illusion there is some sort of magic word that will make a girl fall for you, there isn't.

But I do think over time you learn to use what you do have to the best of your advantage ala Chandler.

[Thom]

Or, if you pay me enough to supplement my belt buckle addiction*, I can teach you how to get any girl you want.

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[James]

LMFAO Matt.

Like Thom says, you got it or you don't. Some guys are under the illusion there is some sort of magic word that will make a girl fall for you, there isn't.

But I do think over time you learn to use what you do have to the best of your advantage ala Chandler.

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Oh how he's grown over the seasons..

[jitz]

This topic is stupid, almost as bad as Hill's shocker topic that we're all desperately trying to forget.

I shall imbue you with some wisdom though.

Be able to hold a serious conversation. For those of you lacking in the laugh department, it's better to make no joke at all then an unfunny one, you don't want to highlight your lack of humourosity. For those of you not lacking in that department, be funny, but beware the pitfalls of making too many jokes and using all your A-grade material on the first night. This is why Hill struggles for a girl, see you can't LINK in a conversation.

[I Got Worms]

i think for getting a girl who's not interested in you is to just act the same way back, act like it doesn't bother you that she isn't interested.

[CS]

Just relax and be sure of yourself. Girls like a guy with confidence, if you are insecure and always asking them if they are alright or if they need anything they will not like you.