Most painful thing you've ever done

[James]

Well first you have to know what one is. Its a jagged stone usually formed from a calcium build up. It comes out of your pecker...

[Mr Sparkle]

owch!

[Jobber]

When I was 3 I went running into my parents bedroom and I grabbed onto the round bedpost, swung around, and smacked my face on the solid oak bedframe, it was late at night so I had to be taken to emergency to have one of my front teeth surgically removed from the roof of my mouth the other one fell out instantly. I never had front teeth until I was 9.