Most painful thing you've ever done

[Ducky]

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id say when i was 4 a window in my door broke and i usta crawl through it then one time i got stuck and thought it was funny so i opened the door and slammed my head against my wall

[Big Bizang]

How special are you?

My answer: Twisted testicle followed by the double whammy of the operation that came as a result and the aftermath of said operation.

[scoot]

its a hard one this either

being knocked down by the pickup truck

being shoved down the stairs in the suitcase

burning my fingers on the section of the floodlight

Osteomyelitis (bone infection) in my right heel, and the way they pumped in the antibiotics to rid me of the infection..........in fact yes, this was the most painful by leaps and bounds

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Read you're post

quack, quack

lol get it, cuz he's a duck...

Edited November 11, 2006 by Sweet Baby

[Ducky]

How special are you?

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i was 4 for one thing lol

[Big Bizang]

How special are you?

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quack quack

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I'm sorry, what?

Thanks for this CJ. It's fun.

[Ducky]

when the heck did i say quack quack lol

[Legendeath]

I love to quack quack.

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......?

[Ducky]

.....ok back on topic

[Jobber]

Reading any of your posts.

[crunk]

At the start of this year I pinched nerves in my back and neck playing footy.

Could barely move my arms for over a week, had random twinges of pain in it for the month or two, or whenever I tried to pick up something heavy.

That said, twisted testicles sounds worse.

[Mr Sparkle]

now it sounds dumb but tried to swanton from a garden shexd about 5 feet width not hight to a trampoline easy? NO

trampoline had a net caught on net fell 6 foot on head

[Big Bizang]

Next time fall further. Job half done.

[Aero]

and move the trampoline

[Fozy]

Get a bigger shed while you're at it.

[darksideofthemoon]

My arm was on fire for 11 seconds

I hate little kids that play with fire

[Jonny]

Took an alergic reaction to some tablets and ended up in hospital in a full body spasm. I almost died :eek

[manDude]

Hmm - My right testical swelled up to the size of an orange (still dont know how it happened) and had to take pills the size of a peanut mnm and got a week off of school.

OR

I jumped into the water at the ocean and hurt my knee

OR

Tried to blow fire like guys at the fair, and i used WD-40, and had to get my stomach pumped.

OR

umm... I can't think of any more.

Edited November 29, 2006 by man_Dude

[Can't Be Arsed]

At least you had plenty of Vitamin Cmen

[G-Money]

To tell the truth ive never really endured anything painful. The most painful thing that happened to me is when i got so sick everything hurt and i couldnt eat or drink anything including medicine without throwing up.

[jaelun123]

lets see ............my brother and i were playing wrestling and he was about to catapault me but instead he startded to spin me after 10 sec everything seemed weird bam my head hit the side of the couch with my arm under the couch i layed on the floor for 10 min i hit the couch so hard i moved it then i layed on the couch then my mom came in and i fake sleeped then she asked my brother how long was i sleep lol

[CS]

Hmm, well three years ago I fell down a staircase of cement stairs and broke my wrist, knocked myself out and also had to get 9 stitches in the back of my head.

Then two years ago I was on a snowboarding trip with two friends and we decided to race down a double black diamond and me being the retard decided to try and straightline it all the way down so my friends tried to keep up and at one point I looked back to see how far behind they were and I hit something and I whipped out and tore some muscle in my ankle when my leg went one way and my board went another.

Also since one of my friends was only 15 feet behind me could only just miss me cut it too close and ended up skimming the top of my head with his boarding slicing the top of my head open causing about 10 stitches worth. The doctor told me that if he was only an inch closer I would've been dead right now.

Edited November 30, 2006 by Cradle_Shock

[LordSpawn]

now it sounds dumb but tried to swanton from a garden shexd about 5 feet width not hight to a trampoline easy?  NO

trampoline had a net caught on net fell 6 foot on head

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maybe that's why you can't talk properly now... lol just kidding man that must have hurt.

i've done alot of stupid things

1. when i was in grade 2/3 or something can't remember i was trying to light a candle or something for who the f. knows what reason and i lite both my hands on fire and after i went to tebh hospital they said both my hands would be perfectly normal no scars and nothing on my right hand but on my left hand they said itll take years for it to fully heal and the ccar goa way (not to to to long) but the bastards lied and i still have a vurn scar on my left hand. dont remember jack $#!7 from that day so i not sure exactly what i was doing but inshort lite my ahdns on fire

2. One time in gym class we were playing floor hockey (not really street hockey cause it's in a gym) and we had benches layed on teh ground in tehcornerto prevent the ball from rolling into the corners and for it to be ahrd to get out (cause the bleachers and $#!7 in other corners0 anyway i was chasing the ball and and ias i got close totbebench at a pretty high speed i slipped and hit my left (i think) thigh on he edge fo the bench and fell over it after obviously and after i had a HUMONGUS bruice about 4-5 inches wide and like 40 CM long all bruised fom hitting the bench it was very painful when it happened. the bruising stayed for a long ass time

3. the garage door was f'ed up so i had to help my dad lift the garage door manually to fix ti and shit or w/e dont remember and somehow my right pointer finger was in between the garagne door thingies unknowingly of course and the garage door fell or something and closed shut on my finger so the garage door was comlpetly shut fwith my figner inside. it was extrmely painful i was screaming like a mofo for awhile until i lost feeling in the finger we managed to get the door open agani fairy quickly and my finger was flat like a pancake as i quickly ran in to teh sink the turn tehsink on to freezing cold water (as cold as it could go0 so help with the pain a bit but i didnt feel any pain at that point cause i lost feeling in the finger. then we went to the kitchen and gott he gause wrap stuff u know that white clothy bandage thingy stuff they wrap aruond ppls heads when they bleed and $#!7. and chopped up some onions and wrapped up the gause stuff with onions inside around my finger.. dont ask how onions help but apparently they do in this situation.. so i was sitting their in like shock and shaking like crazy from what happened then we went to the hospital. i thought for sure my finger would be like shattered to bits or soemthing but miracly the bone had no damage to it all all and just SEVERE bruising/damage to the nerves or w/e i obviously couldn't move the finger at all for awhile and i was "WTF are you smoking how is my finger not broken" (not in those exact words lol). so they put a finger splint thingy with more guse stuff (took the oringal guase stuff 1st obviously) and said try to relax it or w/e and let ti heal and it shold beback to normal after a bit. then right whenigot him iw ent stright to my comp to play some diablo 2 lol. and i had my finger in the splint for liek 2 weeks ro something.

4. not really paintful but drank javek or some other liquied like that in kindergarden i thought it was water i think dont rememebr what happened right after id rank it rofl maybe thats why my memory is so $#!7 lol

5. someone hit my leg with a basball bat pretty hard not full power but it hurt.

6. burn't myself like 100000 times sing my soldering iron the build my circuits for electronics class.

7. got electricuted like a couple of times from a wall plug shit nothing big just a minor shock it felt pretty funky lol it was a f'ed plug no i didn't shove a piece of metal in their or something it was truly messed up.

that's all i can think of so far yes i've done some retarded thing's but msot of them was when i was very little or pure accidently. not like for example trying to dive off a shed into a pool or something like lots fo other ppl like to do and failing.

yes i've endured alot fo pain mroe tuff happened liek hitting my head trying to get into car's rofl actually 2 days ago when i was aboutto slep i turned off my lamp and somhwo the lam fell and hit m right on the forhead and the glass thingy aruond thebulb broke thankfully ntohing got into ym eyes and $#!7 and i was like WTF how did the lamp fall on my had and that same day (i think) some idiot cut me off and i slammed his ass hard (nothing i could do it cut RIGHT infront of me not like 1m ahead or something and had no time to react b4 i hit him and the the dfront of my car (a green chevy astro 97) was completly smashed in and f'ed up and i managed to drive it the rest of the way to school whcih was like 30 secs away anyway but still. then i managed to drive ti home whcih is 30-45 min drive. im suprised it still moved it ran pretty fine. just turning was a little bit of a b!7c# b/c the whole front fo the car was ushed in so when i turned the wheel the tire was touching th plastic of the the inside of the front fo the car or w/e hard

to explain and it prevented the tire from turning completly so i ahd toturn slowy thankfully i only ahd to make like 4 turn th whole way home. estimated $8000 dmg whcih is more than the car is worth so the insurance person dude that cheks out mashed up cars to see what they can do or w.e is checking itout today to see what they can do either fix it.. which will take a miracle. knowing my bad luck won't happen or it'll be a write off (thrown in the junk yard).

right now im driving a rental car a pontiac G6 (or g5 w/e) its a brand new one to only had 20 Km on tiwhen my bro picked it up. so i prey more idiots don't hit me

i appologize for all the typo's their may be or if my very long post is hard to read. i have a tendency to do that when im typing big posts.

[LordSpawn]

Wow i ha'nt realise dhow huge my post was i get carried away when maknig these posts i gguss i have a tendency to go into way way way to much detail and use way way to many more words than neccesary but i don't really relise im making such huge posts until after i post it.

o i forgot a few things.

1. a Dog bit me no my Eye like 1MM above my eyeball like 1MM away from my eyeball was very lucky the dog didn't bite my eyeball out. this was on Vacation in Greeceat my Grandmas place so itwas her dog. the dog has a tendency to eb crazy for no reason. so my granda beat teh dog with a stick and made it run away cuase of what it did to me. (yes greek ppl are crazy). and i think eventually shortly after we left for back home (canada (woot woot lol)) the killed the dog cause it was to f'ed up. of course went straight to the nearest hospital and got that shot forget what it called starts with a T.

2. another dog bit my lip at my bro's soccer practice.

3. in grade 6 i had a shaed head at the time (not compelt bald but a #2) and that was WAS so hot that i was in the sun long enough for the sun to do damage to my brain or w/e dont know exactly what it did and i went home mmdietly and my vision was messed up hardcore. and a threw up a few times. felt horrible.

and i think that's all

[Mr Sparkle]

OMG long post and double posts

just thought id add this in

1. i triped over a 5 foot wall a broke my wrist.

2. ran over a dog on my bike i wa half way through a jump