Niles Jansen The Third Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 (edited) Ok well I have a basic friend zone problem, which is keeping me away from certain genital parts. And since everyone is posting pics of their bitches and hoes: I seem to be in a position where I go do things with her, but at a friend level. Like, getting coffee and shit, with other friends some times. If no one has any advise on how to get around the friend zone barrier, then I would be happy to go with plan b- however I would need tips from scoot on how to rape someone. Edited November 11, 2006 by Sweet Baby Quote
Jonny Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Why is she covering her face? senses the angles Quote
The Don Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 I swear when I saw this topic title I thought someone bumped on of my old Mamanem posts... Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted November 11, 2006 Author Posted November 11, 2006 There, suck it jonny. I just didn't want to show how small her tits are. Quote
Jonny Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Take her to the movies and poke a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket Quote
The Don Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Jonny, you really shouldn't be giving any advice... Quote
Jonny Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Jonny, you really shouldn't be giving any advice... It was a joke. Look, if she's showing no signs of interest in you, just be friends. Asking advice on an online forum on how to "get around the friend zone barrier" is a bit sketchy. She's your female friend, leave it at that. Quote
Nemo Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 http://www.amazon.com/Photography-Dummies-...ie=UTF8&s=books that'll score you a few points. Quote
jitz Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Sal you may have issues with "down the top" photo angles, every red blooded man on this earth however doesn't. Dude, as experience has taught me - once you're in that friend zone; you're fucked. It's incredibly hard to get out of, but possible. Even if you manage to pull it off however, any sort of relationship is doomed to fail as she will for all eternity see you as somebody different than she sees every other guy in this damn universe. Yes it's painful to admit as you only became friends with her in the first place because she was so damned hot, and being friends with her kills you on the inside every damn day of your life. Do yourself a favour, walk up to her as soon as possible, tell her "fuck off, i dont like you". Cause that end is far less painful and embarrassing as any other option. Quote
Thom Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 She's cute. Congratulations on having posted the picture of the best looking girl on here since I posted that one of Lydia. If you're in the friend zone, stick in it for a while. People saying that you're always gonna be stuck in there is bullshit. If you're friends with her, and you get along with her, just ignore the fact you like her. It'll help you be more confident, which will make her more attracted to you. The fact she's willing to be your friend indicates that you're not ugly, so just bide your time, and eventually you'll be in there. Or just get with some other chick and watch her get jealous. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted November 11, 2006 Author Posted November 11, 2006 Eh, thanks. I orignally planned on doing the whole jealousy thing with her best friend, but her best friend is asian so that is out. I'll stick in there for a while, see what comes out of it. Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Sal you may have issues with "down the top" photo angles, every red blooded man on this earth however doesn't. Dude, as experience has taught me - once you're in that friend zone; you're fucked. It's incredibly hard to get out of, but possible. Even if you manage to pull it off however, any sort of relationship is doomed to fail as she will for all eternity see you as somebody different than she sees every other guy in this damn universe. Yes it's painful to admit as you only became friends with her in the first place because she was so damned hot, and being friends with her kills you on the inside every damn day of your life. Do yourself a favour, walk up to her as soon as possible, tell her "fuck off, i dont like you". Cause that end is far less painful and embarrassing as any other option. The man speaks sense. Except I think the 'fuck off i don't like you' bit would have killed me to say, so I'm not sure you should go with that. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted November 11, 2006 Author Posted November 11, 2006 The signs are sorta hard to read though. We go do things, but if anyone else tries to come along she gets mad at them. Yet on the other hand, we don't really do things that would signify a relationship could take place. We shoot the shit, like I do with all my other friends. Well if all else fails, i'm going with the "fuck off I don't like you" Quote
Jonny Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Don't missjudge those signs, I've been in a similler scenario before with a best friend. The signs she was showing me, to me, were obvious signs that she liked me, we would talk on the phone to early in the morning, we would never end a convorsation without saying "love you", every time we met up she'd almost hug me to death, we'd hold hands now and again and any time we were sitting together her hand alwaysn ended up on my leg... So, I told her I liked her. BIG mistake, she stopped talking to me for ages and only recently have we started talking again but it's nothing like we were, probobly never will be. My advice, go find somebody else. Quote
kebongski Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Thom is right. My current GF was my bestfriend... if you still be nice to her in a way that is sexually attractive, she'll fall for you. Quote
Nemo Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Sal you may have issues with "down the top" photo angles, every red blooded man on this earth however doesn't. ... i have no problem whatsoever with the "down the top" photo angle. most people, however, cannot perform the task, resulting in shitty pictures. Quote
Big Bizang Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Will no-one else take a photo of her? I knew my girlfriend for two years before we got together. We were very good friends and we worked together but were with different people. But when it happened it was great and I can't stress the benefit of being friends beforehand enough. Everything is so much easier and more enjoyable. It's such a pessimistic viewpoint that you can never be anything more than friends now, it's bullshit quite frankly. If you want it to work enough, that's all there needs to be. Urgh, that's my serious quota done with for the month. Blacks, are they people? Discuss. Quote
jitz Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Hmm I'm going to further clarify mine to "best friends can never be lovers". Cause friends can easily turn into a relationship, because in this day and age, you see a person once a week and you call them a friend. If she's just a casual friend, then yeah, you can get out of the friend zone. Why I remember one night in my car with a so-called friend... things got a little heated. I was left blue balling, but had I had the proper safety equipment she said we could do the nasty. The moral is, be prepared at all times. You never know when a women's sexual urges can take hold, but when they do, you need to be prepared. Quote
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