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lmao so before i get the story started there is this ugly scottish exchange student that goes to my school this year that thinks shes hot and popular.

So its halloween and people are dressing up for it and this one beast of a girl dresses up at the ugly scottish chick for a joke. Well in the halls between classes the scottish chick bumps into the girl dressing up as her and the beast goes" look I dressed up as you" and the scottish chick goes crazy and grabs her hair and punches her in and face so the beast grabs her and throws her into the lockers and they like have a fist fight like all the way down a hall and in the end the scottish chick has this black eye, bloody nose and one missing tooth and the beast is fine except for like a little bit of hair missing the scottish person pulled out.

It was one of the funniest thing I have ever seen and during the fight they would yell like random things at each other calling the other a whore or a slut or bitch. The scottish girl is now suspended for 5 days because she started the fight and the beast girl isn't in trouble at all.

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Cat fights are only cool if the chicks are hot. And in a pool of jelly.

Posted

Cat fights are only cool if the chicks are hot. And in a pool of jelly.

As well as Jell-o, any liquid, most food, yeah, anything.

Posted

Cat fights are only cool if the chicks are hot. And in a pool of jelly.

As well as Jell-o, any liquid, most food, yeah, anything.

Jelly is jell-o, you idiot.

Posted (edited)

No it isn't you stupid fuck. Jelly is jelly. Jell-o is gelatin. Fuck.

Edited by CanaMatt
Posted

Gelatin is called jelly over here. Fuck.

Posted

Watch out Jonny, or the next time you cross the road, Matt will let you know about it.

Posted

Cat fights are only cool if the chicks are hot.  And in a pool of jelly.

Jelly Mmmmm........

Posted

But a peanut butter and JELLY sandwhich doesnt have JELL-O on it.

Posted

But a peanut butter and JELLY sandwhich doesnt have JELL-O on it.

Because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are american you fucking idiot!

Posted

they do.. but over here we would call them peanut butter and jam, it's like crisps and chips, americans have different words for things...

Posted

Jonny got owned.

No I didn't :> I'm just not bothering arguing with someone with the IQ of a tomato plant.

Posted (edited)

nvm it was a bad atempt at a joke.

Edited by Cradle_Shock
Posted (edited)

ffs

Edited by Cradle_Shock

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