So I got my hair cut...

[CanaMatt]

But I gained two new cushions!!!

[Fozy]

Jonny, you are scene.

[Jonny]

No, I'm not scene.

[Nemo]

Scene 

Evidently on urbandictionary.com, being "scene" means you are a self-indulgent douche bag you uploads eleventy-billion pictures of yourself looking "scene". Congrat-u-fucking-lations . You can use a camera.

sounds like you, jonny.

[Jonny]

I'm not self-indulgent

It sounds more like Thom.

[Nemo]

stop shifting everything to tom. the fact that he does it isnt an excuse for you to.

[Jonny]

I'm only being acused of doing it, doesn't mean I actualy do.

[Nemo]

i bet if we started "accusing" you of being gay, youd use tom as an excuse.

[Thom]

Yeah Jonny? Ok, compare your most recent Myspace picture with mine;

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...geID=1326960130

That's me, having a good time with my friends in a nightclub - Note, not a screamo gig. Not posing for a camera, not adding filters so I look more photogenic (Partially because I couldn't be more photogenic). You haven't got a leg to stand on. I wear urban fashion? Just because you retards are completely devoid of style so have to leech off other people, it doesn't make it "scene".

In short, nobody cares about your fucking haircut; you're ugly, you have absolutely no sense of style, you probably have very few - but equally ugly and retarded - friends, and I'd place money on the fact that you get laughed at in the street by people who are infinitely better than you in every single way, and by your co-workers, who you're going to be spending every day with up until retirement, because you don't land a good job by looking like a fucking faggot. Life sucks for you, and rules for me. No amount of bickering comments about me being "emo" or "scene" is going to change that.

Good.

[Joe =/]

Ouch.

Psst, Tom. My watch > yours.

[Jonny]

Yeah Jonny?  Ok, compare your most recent Myspace picture with mine;

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...geID=1326960130

That's me, having a good time with my friends in a nightclub - Note, not a screamo gig.  Not posing for a camera, not adding filters so I look more photogenic (Partially because I couldn't be more photogenic).  You haven't got a leg to stand on.  I wear urban fashion?  Just because you retards are completely devoid of style so have to leech off other people, it doesn't make it "scene".

In short, nobody cares about your fucking haircut; you're ugly, you have absolutely no sense of style, you probably have very few - but equally ugly and retarded - friends, and I'd place money on the fact that you get laughed at in the street by people who are infinitely better than you in every single way, and by your co-workers, who you're going to be spending every day with up until retirement, because you don't land a good job by looking like a fucking faggot.  Life sucks for you, and rules for me.  No amount of bickering comments about me being "emo" or "scene" is going to change that.

Good.

That has to be the ignorant and completely farfetched comment anybody has made to me, you are a retard, seriously, you know fuck all about me, you have only seen one or two of my pictures. Also, you have to take your head out of your arse mate, you're no oil painting. You have a chin like a doorstop, you have no right to call me emo or scene, you don't even know what I fucking wear, you idiot.

Before you make any comments on my dress sense, take a look at your own. You even take pictures like an emo.

See?

Also, is this you?

Also, what goes around comes around thom just wait untill you get the shit kicked outa you and get your oh so beutiful face smashed at a nightclub for being a stuckup twat It will happen, sooner or later.

EDIT:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...b2-427fef94c876

Interesting blog, last time I checked, underOATH were screamo

Look what I found

Something you're not telling us, thom?

Edited October 27, 2006 by Jonny

[Tychoma]

hahaha, this is quite the stalemate. Lets just say Jonny will be Thom in 2 years, and Thom will be Placebo in 3 years.

[Thom]

Nice sluething there Jonny, the first picture was taken before I went to work, to capture the outfit I was wearing to show my girlfriend, and the mirror was the easiest way to show it.

The second picture shows what I looked like in year 11, a good, 4-5 years ago? You missed out on the message board related fat jokes, too bad.

Third picture? Taken over a year ago when I was, by my own admissions, scene. And i was the best fucking scenester anybody had ever seen. Some people grow out of stuff, I was lucky and became even cooler.

Sorry kid, youve got nothing on me.

[Thom]

What watch you got btw Joe? I'm waiting a couple of weeks and getting a classic Jacob&Co or a Chanel white ceramic one from Selfridges. I broke the glass on my Louis Vuitton timepiece =[

[Jonny]

Yet you still look like a scenester and probobly still kiss boys.

also, that mirror pic, was the gay pose necessary?

[Thom]

Entirely.

Quiet now, we're talking timepieces.

[Jonny]

Trying to change the subject, eh?

[Thom]

Well I do like watches, but if you'd like to make some more unfouned claims that I'm an emo, feel free to butt in.

[Jonny]

I think you're the one making the unfouned claims

[Thom]

Is this about watches?

[Jonny]

I thought they were called timepieces, anyway that's a different subject, point is you are a hypocrite.

[jitz]

I had a $2 watch once, back when I was 6 or something. I wouldn't consider spending anything more on something that told the time.

[Nemo]

...

Something you're not telling us, thom?

we've all made our fair share of tom is gay jokes, but wtf.

also, its 2:38am est, jitz.

[Joe =/]

[Big Bizang]

I have never seen a bigger waste of TIME on the internet than that argument right there.

And yeah nice one Jitz, no clock tells better time...