My Life Is Great

[Thom]

Seriously, I'm happy, I'm very popular, good looking, and I have NO problems with girls.

Discuss.

[David]

Maybe you should wait untill the truth or dare game to see if your best friends girlfriend, who you also fancy, likes you even though it would mean being hated by your best friends.

[David]

Seriously, look how good looking this guy is;

Add onto that intelligence, social popularity, a cool girlfriend and wealth, and this guy has it all.

If theres one thing history has taught us Thom, its that when people have it as good as you do, it can only continue to get better.

[Thom]

And that as big a deal should be made of it as possible, just so when it all continues to get better, everybody else will know about it, and congratulate me on it.

[Jonny]

I envy you thom

[Thom]

It takes a strong man to not envy me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the doctors for a normal, every-day, routine check up, I'm sure there will be NO problems what-so-ever!

[tokidoim]

3 cheers for Thom! You're doing a great job!

And congratulations to yogan for being permanantly attatched to Thom's penis!

Hip-hip HOORAY!

Hip-hip HOORAY!

Hip-hip HOORAY!

My only concern is that you continue to apply yourself, Thom. All too often we see the brightest stars fizzle and sputter due to complacency and become washed up at 22 because their entire social structure of peers went and got careers. Beware of the warning signs!

1 - Mom and Dad order you to get a job or leave the house.

2 - Everyone over the age of 12 stops thinking you're cool.

3 - God kills all your pets and your best friend.

4 - Yogan relinqueshes his grasp on your manhood.

5 - When you look in the mirror your reflection flips you off and leaves.

Just keep getting better at what you do and make sure you steer your abilities so that they will help you accomplish your life-goals. I'm sure that as long as you work hard, you will always be the #1 fag at Smacktalks!

nosig

[Thom]

Thanks

[Tychoma]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the doctors for a normal, every-day, routine check up, I'm sure there will be NO problems what-so-ever!

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Lmao.

[jitz]

Wait wait wait wait wait!

That's a guy!? I was contemplating giving her a bit of the ol....shit, Yogan you wont settle for anything less than ruining me will you...

EDIT - I feel dirty jumping onto the "ol" bandwagon, i'll say it's to get Yogan back for ruining my life.

[David]

Even when Thom ruins his relationship with a wealthy attractive woman, even when his dad kicks him out of the house, even when he pisses off all his friends too much, even when he fails his education and winds up in a shit job, and EVEN WHEN hes diagnosed with cancer, I'll still be right there, fellating him. Right up to the chemo, then hes on his own.

Edited September 7, 2005 by yogan

[Tychoma]

Thom requires sepcialst treatment for his cancer, he has his own team of specialists who administer his unique brand of emotherapy.

[David]

Yeah, its basically the same as chemotherapy, except we remove the "Ch" off the bottles of the stuff so it reads as "Emotherapy".

Edited September 7, 2005 by yogan

[Tychoma]

We then use all the removed "Ch"s to cover up the signs on all the doors in the hospital, in order to confuse people and waste precious time in emergency situations.

Edited September 7, 2005 by Tycho

[HbK DAn]

Thom u are flamboyant aint ya

[David]

Not really, just homosexual.

[Thom]

to add to the greatness of my life, I just went and got my ears pierced, and i'm now sporting a cool 5mm diamond in each lobe.

however, im at my girlfriends and she left the usb cable to the psp at her dads, so im going to commit suicide.

[Nemo]

as the resident "strong man" i can safely say that nobody gives a shit.

keep it on msn.