Me and Thom are Taking Over the Board

[David]

yogan comes out wearing a suit, holding a mic and an unnecessary clip board most likely containing important legal documents

This is it guys. I hate this fucking board, it lacks leadership, it lacks authority, it lacks everything a good board needs.

So me and Thom are taking over. Theres gonna be a few changes, a few new rules, and not everyone is going to like them. But there can be NO TRIUMPH without SACRAFICE. There will be cuts, there will be suffering, it has to happen, and it will.

So, let me introduce to you the man who has the plan. Chief of Staff; Thom "The Fresh Prince" Archer, I'm sure this will be him and not someone else;

Edited September 1, 2005 by yogan

[Can't Be Arsed]

*GLASS BREAKS*

Stone Cold Sean Davison storms down.

Yogan, I've come here to give you a Stone Cold ....

...handshake. I fully endorse your leadership of the board. you're exactly what this place needs. Good luck. Oh, and one more thing...

*STUNNA*

Edited September 1, 2005 by Can't Be Arsed

[Aero]

"Aerofreak observes from a safe distance of no less then two hundred metres"

Edited September 1, 2005 by aerofreak

[David]

*ignroes aerofreaks reply - bounces out of the ring over the ropes*

[Thom]

Thom runs down to the ring; folded chair in hand, and dives into the ring with the heroic, altruistic goal of saving his good friend yogan, with the added bonus of bludgeoning an old drunk

With Stone Cold Sean's back turned, he lifts the chair above his head, ready to strike him with all his might

For no reason at all, Thom stays in this position; torso unguarded for 5-10 minutes, waiting for Stone Cold Sean to turn around and...

[HbK DAn]

HbK DAn Runs down to the ring and tries to clean house but offers his hand and says may i join

Edited September 1, 2005 by HbK DAn

[Can't Be Arsed]

...

Stone Cold Sean lifts up his right knee, poised for attack as a rattlesnake does.

But no.

He doesn't do it. Instead, Thom drops his chair, and they shake hands.

It was all a rouse, a sick sadistic plan by Thom to take over the STWF....

Thom, I'd like to seal this new partnership with a smooth, cold, tantalising, refreshing.....Stone Cold Stunner

STUNNER

[Thom]

Arrrrrrrgh! This strays from the original plan somewhat!

I CAN'T WIN!!

Edited September 1, 2005 by The Fresh Prince

[Thom]

You guys won't be seeing Sean around much any more, you see yogan and I alerted the WWE that Sean had been infringing on their "Stone Cold" trademark several months ago, and they issued a cease and desist orders, here's the really evil part;

yogan and I being the cold-hearted bastards we are, we gave out Seans INCORRECT address, so he performed several Stone Cold stunners while the cease and desist orders accumilated at the wrong address, each warning bringing him harsher and harsher consequences. The stunners you saw him perform on yogan and I were the final straw, the "Referee" was infact an undercover WWE Lawyer, who escorted him back to the "Locker room", where he was tied to a chair, yogan, Vince McMahon, The REAL Stone Cold Steve Austion and I tormented him for a while, until finally;

BANG!

The old screwdriver in the throat.

Nah I'm only joking. He went for his tea.

[WordLifeCj]

Greatest.Topic.Ever.

[David]

Immediately after making this statement Cjafer realsied it was true.

[Smacktalks]

*Has Thom & yogan ejected from the building*