LESSON 1: SEARCHING FOR TUTORIALS.   Sit your asses down because you’re in class with Sarge. Good!, now listen up, Maggots. I’m here to whip you worthless, no good, ignorant slimes into shape! Yeah, I’m talking to you! All you beginner Pukes out there with your stupid requests and your “oh, please give me tutorial”. YOU WILL pay attention, you will read every last word, and unlike the other threads here at Smacktalks, here, there are NO boundaries. You don’t pay attention, you will see turmoil