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You are given two scenarios and must pick the one that you would rather do. You then give two new scenarios, then the next person answers those and so on.

Would you rather fight one Braun Strowman sized Enzo, or 3 Enzo sized Braun Strowmans?

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I would rather Kurt Angle faced Brock Lesnar at the next WrestleMania.

 

Would you rather jump off the tron like Shane O' Mac, or be thrown off the top of Hell in a Cell like Mick Foley?

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48 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

I would rather Kurt Angle faced Brock Lesnar at the next WrestleMania.

 

Would you rather jump off the tron like Shane O' Mac, or be thrown off the top of Hell in a Cell like Mick Foley?

 thrown off the top of Hell in a Cell like Mick Foley

would you prefer see okada or kenny omega vs shinsuke nukamara

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I would rather see Kenny Omega vs. Shinsuke Nakamura.

 

Would you rather The Great Khali on commentary for the next 25 years, or Roman Reigns be the WWE Champion for the next 25 years?

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I can close sound so i choose great khali commentary 

Would you ruther dropped on a firing table with spear like mick foley vs edge or broke the ring with you like bigshow vs mark henry

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The idea was that you would have to actually listen to the commentary.

Anyway, I would rather break the ring like Big Show vs. Mark Henry. (Especially since I'm the fatman, so it only makes sense)

 

Would you rather CM Punk never quit or Daniel Bryan never got injured?

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Date Alexa Bliss, and take a shitload of Viagra. Worst case I guess I could always use toys instead of my dick.

If the world had become unstable and it was inevitably going to become uninhabitable (anywhere within the next 100 years, could be tomorrow, could not even happen in your lifetime). Would you rather spend decades of your life traveling to a new planet to help establish a new civilisation, or would you stay on Earth and just hope it remains inhabitable for the remainder of your lifetime?

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Viagra wouldn't work, you would have permanent uncurable limp dick.

I'd spend decades of my life to create a new civilisation, I wouldn't wanna be there when the world goes to shit.

 

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you need to sneeze but permanently unable to let it out?

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Well I'd still have to take shitloads of Viagra anyway, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't at least try. Guess I'll have to use toys instead, I'll miss my dick.

Always feel like I need to sneeze.

Would you rather be a foot soldier for Hitler, or live in a concentration camp?

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I would rather live in a concentration camp. The King is a lot of things, but he is no coward.

Would you rather smell the worst thing that you've ever smelt for the the rest of your life, or hear the worst sound that you've ever heard for the rest of your life?

Neither can be prevented, no matter what you do. Scratch and sniff rainbow dash stickers will do you no good, and blasting the Rainbow Dash theme song into your ear holes will only intensify the terrible noise. 

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Whisper. I could always get a microphone for when I need people to hear me, I'm sure it won't sound creepy at all.

Would you rather brutally attack a group of seven helpless, innocent cripples. Knowing you will cause permanent damage that could considerably reduce their quality of life. One of them definitely commits suicide as a result of the attack, two end up in comas for the rest of their lives, two of them die within the next 15 years in relation to the permanent damage they sustained from the attack, and the remaining two survive, albeit requiring constant care in order to live semi normal cripple lives.

Or would you prefer to eat 10 pounds of shit a day for the next 27 years, and be forced to have unprotected sex with an obese midget infected with the AIDS virus on a regular basis?

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On 8/7/2017 at 6:00 AM, Steenalizer said:

WWF, I've always wanted to fight a panda.

 

Would you rather have a legitimate fight against Mike Tyson in his prime or have his voice and lisp permanently?

I'll take the lisp. I'd probably end up with one anyway after Mike smashes my brain into mush.

Would you rather wrestle in an exploding barbed wire deathmatch, or a 1000 syringe deathmatch.

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I'll go for the peanut butter and toe jam.

Would you rather eat Jason Vorhees' heart and he subsequently takes control of your body or have Freddy Krueger try to kill you for the rest of your life every time you go to sleep?

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