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Looking for unwanted accounts, willing to trade them for a night with Aero's Ma


HiPcavallo

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I recently tried to acquire ownership of the unwanted Raven Creed account, but as Joey is playing hardball in our negotiations I'm now looking to acquire any other accounts that are unwanted by their current owners. I intend on loving and nurturing these accounts so that I may one day turn around and make them my bitches.

Perhaps you're a new member that's decided this place isn't for you, or a long term member that's simply lost interest in this place, or maybe even just someone who wants to take advantage of the perks of being my bitch? Either way I want your account! Anyone willing to relinquish ownership of their accounts will get to have sexual intercourse with Aero's Ma at my expense!

To break it down for you guys here's what you'll be agreeing to.

. By agreeing to these terms you accept that full ownership of your Smacktalks account will belong to me.

We can arrange for you to continue to occupy your account. However I will be granted full access to your account, and will have complete control over it. Basically I will be able to change your username, password, signature, avatar, and any opinions and/or personality traits I disagree with. You will also be expected to follow any orders given to you.

Regardless of whether or not the account is occupied I reserve the right to designate accounts to new occupants selected by myself at any given time.

I will accept any accounts offered to me. I am open to negotiating should you disagree with any of my terms, however only if your account has some value.

. Any unwanted member accounts are worth one night with Aero's Ma, hall of gamers and platinum members are worth two nights, moderator accounts are worth three nights, and admins (especially Codes) are worth five nights. Should mrelectriccity wish to relinquish his account then I'll find a corpse for him to fuck, give it a Rainbow Dash tattoo, and let him keep it.

Depending on how I feel about your account then bonus nights may be added, for example Steenalizer is worth a full week with Aero's Ma.

. If I acquire at least five accounts then I will donate one of them to the Smacktalks community! I will share all relevant details so all of us can utilise this account however we wish. If anyone gets it banned then I'll shit on your doorstep.

All bookings with Aero's Ma will be made only after I have recieved full access to your accounts. Attendance is your responsibility and I will not be held liable for any missed bookings, there will not be any refunds should you miss your booking or change your mind later.

If you're interested then feel free to leave a comment or send me a PM. I look forward to hearing from you and taking over your accounts sometime soon!

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16 hours ago, Fawuwu said:

this is hilarious

but i'm not agreeing to anything till i see pics of Aero's mom

 

Sorry man, unfortunately we aren't allowed to post anything pornographic on Smacktalks. If you have a problem with that then you'll have to take it up with Codes. I'll tell you what though, take Aero up on his offer to go round to his place and I'll reimburse you for any McNuggets spent. Just make sure you hold on to your receipts.

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Ma says she can slot you in Tuesday night for a demo, but it'd need to be a quick one. First Full slot she has though isn't until Monday week... There's a chance she'll want to watch game of thrones during though..  but some guys enjoy that

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Pretty sure I have substantially more likes than you do for shitting on Codes. Not to mention just considerably more likes in general...

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