Auday Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 After being mistaken for a bear on the group camping trip, Big Pete takes a tranquilliser to the ass and collapses through your tent, demolishing it beyond repair. Which member offers to let you share their tent? I reckon brotch would jump in there first Which member completely fails at cooking while camping, setting them self on fire? HB... His frequent and long absences from the forum suggest he'd do the same with a stove... Shit would catch fire,he'd get caught in it Which member shits in a plastic bag in their tent rather than just going behind a tree? McLeod... Has to be! Which member unwittingly uses nettles to wipe their bum, resulting in a stung derriere? It was dark and i was drunk ok??? Which member gets eaten by the bear, who was possibly offended at the thought of being likened to Big Pete? Fufu Which two members go midnight skinny dipping in a near by river? Paul and Judders, those dudes love bonding You hear a muffled grunting noise and intermitent groans during the night. Who's tent is it coming from and what is going on in there? Dons.... He's digging a hole in the ground and trying to fuck it Which member get stuck up a tree, and abandoned to die? Tamer After the majority give up because they have been without an internet connection for more than 2 days, the group retreat to a hotel. Which member is most likely to bitch about not having been online and lead the rebellion? Fufu... Way too active on here. Which member would you most likely end up sharing a room with? Nobody... I'd drink alllll fucking night and brag about it... Or pass out by a tree Which member would break the lamp in their room? Who ever is sharing with McLeod.. Ha! Which member abuses the minibar and ends up with a £300 bill, which they cannot pay? Audley While visiting a water park, which member drowns in the wave pool? Don... Still at the water park, which member falls over the side of the log flume and becomes a human pizza after hitting the floor? Codes? I don't know Which member forgets to bring his speedos and has to borrow some from lost and found? Jeffsdomain On the return flight, which member gets sucked into the engine of a plane, thereby delaying everyone while the airline staff fish what's left of him out with a broom? Fozy... Somehow he survives though Which member forgot to put a memory card in the camera and caused there to be no evidence of this sorry excuse for a holiday? Judders... On purpose HOW DARE YOU? Audley? I've been here for 2 years and you can't spell my name? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted October 7, 2014 Author Posted October 7, 2014 After being mistaken for a bear on the group camping trip, Big Pete takes a tranquilliser to the ass and collapses through your tent, demolishing it beyond repair. Which member offers to let you share their tent? I reckon brotch would jump in there first Which member completely fails at cooking while camping, setting them self on fire? HB... His frequent and long absences from the forum suggest he'd do the same with a stove... Shit would catch fire,he'd get caught in it Which member shits in a plastic bag in their tent rather than just going behind a tree? McLeod... Has to be! Which member unwittingly uses nettles to wipe their bum, resulting in a stung derriere? It was dark and i was drunk ok??? Which member gets eaten by the bear, who was possibly offended at the thought of being likened to Big Pete? Fufu Which two members go midnight skinny dipping in a near by river? Paul and Judders, those dudes love bonding You hear a muffled grunting noise and intermitent groans during the night. Who's tent is it coming from and what is going on in there? Dons.... He's digging a hole in the ground and trying to fuck it Which member get stuck up a tree, and abandoned to die? Tamer After the majority give up because they have been without an internet connection for more than 2 days, the group retreat to a hotel. Which member is most likely to bitch about not having been online and lead the rebellion? Fufu... Way too active on here. Which member would you most likely end up sharing a room with? Nobody... I'd drink alllll fucking night and brag about it... Or pass out by a tree Which member would break the lamp in their room? Who ever is sharing with McLeod.. Ha! Which member abuses the minibar and ends up with a £300 bill, which they cannot pay? Audley While visiting a water park, which member drowns in the wave pool? Don... Still at the water park, which member falls over the side of the log flume and becomes a human pizza after hitting the floor? Codes? I don't know Which member forgets to bring his speedos and has to borrow some from lost and found? Jeffsdomain On the return flight, which member gets sucked into the engine of a plane, thereby delaying everyone while the airline staff fish what's left of him out with a broom? Fozy... Somehow he survives though Which member forgot to put a memory card in the camera and caused there to be no evidence of this sorry excuse for a holiday? Judders... On purpose HOW DARE YOU? Audley? I've been here for 2 years and you can't spell my name? Well to be fair Audley, even you spelled it wrong for over a year Quote
Auday Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) After being mistaken for a bear on the group camping trip, Big Pete takes a tranquilliser to the ass and collapses through your tent, demolishing it beyond repair. Which member offers to let you share their tent? I reckon brotch would jump in there first Which member completely fails at cooking while camping, setting them self on fire? HB... His frequent and long absences from the forum suggest he'd do the same with a stove... Shit would catch fire,he'd get caught in it Which member shits in a plastic bag in their tent rather than just going behind a tree? McLeod... Has to be! Which member unwittingly uses nettles to wipe their bum, resulting in a stung derriere? It was dark and i was drunk ok??? Which member gets eaten by the bear, who was possibly offended at the thought of being likened to Big Pete? Fufu Which two members go midnight skinny dipping in a near by river? Paul and Judders, those dudes love bonding You hear a muffled grunting noise and intermitent groans during the night. Who's tent is it coming from and what is going on in there? Dons.... He's digging a hole in the ground and trying to fuck it Which member get stuck up a tree, and abandoned to die? Tamer After the majority give up because they have been without an internet connection for more than 2 days, the group retreat to a hotel. Which member is most likely to bitch about not having been online and lead the rebellion? Fufu... Way too active on here. Which member would you most likely end up sharing a room with? Nobody... I'd drink alllll fucking night and brag about it... Or pass out by a tree Which member would break the lamp in their room? Who ever is sharing with McLeod.. Ha! Which member abuses the minibar and ends up with a £300 bill, which they cannot pay? Audley While visiting a water park, which member drowns in the wave pool? Don... Still at the water park, which member falls over the side of the log flume and becomes a human pizza after hitting the floor? Codes? I don't know Which member forgets to bring his speedos and has to borrow some from lost and found? Jeffsdomain On the return flight, which member gets sucked into the engine of a plane, thereby delaying everyone while the airline staff fish what's left of him out with a broom? Fozy... Somehow he survives though Which member forgot to put a memory card in the camera and caused there to be no evidence of this sorry excuse for a holiday? Judders... On purposeHOW DARE YOU? Audley? I've been here for 2 years and you can't spell my name? Well to be fair Audley, even you spelled it wrong for over a year Rt if u cri everytime. Edited October 7, 2014 by Auday Elyafe™ Quote
Paul.™ Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 After being mistaken for a bear on the group camping trip, Big Pete takes a tranquilliser to the ass and collapses through your tent, demolishing it beyond repair. Which member offers to let you share their tent? Tamer.Which member completely fails at cooking while camping, setting them self on fire? Big PeteWhich member shits in a plastic bag in their tent rather than just going behind a tree? FozyWhich member unwittingly uses nettles to wipe their bum, resulting in a stung derriere? Big PeteWhich member gets eaten by the bear, who was possibly offended at the thought of being likened to Big Pete? FozyWhich two members go midnight skinny dipping in a near by river? Olivia and FufuYou hear a muffled grunting noise and intermitent groans during the night. Who's tent is it coming from and what is going on in there? Aisha...stuffing a rather small cucumber up her...you know what.Which member get stuck up a tree, and abandoned to die? JoeyMagnumRyanAfter the majority give up because they have been without an internet connection for more than 2 days, the group retreat to a hotel. Which member is most likely to bitch about not having been online and lead the rebellion? AishaWhich member would you most likely end up sharing a room with? Tamer...again.Which member would break the lamp in their room? Olivia.Which member abuses the minibar and ends up with a £300 bill, which they cannot pay? Don and FozyWhile visiting a water park, which member drowns in the wave pool? Big PeteStill at the water park, which member falls over the side of the log flume and becomes a human pizza after hitting the floor? CodesWhich member forgets to bring his speedos and has to borrow some from lost and found? FozyOn the return flight, which member gets sucked into the engine of a plane, thereby delaying everyone while the airline staff fish what's left of him out with a broom? JoeyMagnumRyanWhich member forgot to put a memory card in the camera and caused there to be no evidence of this sorry excuse for a holiday? Olivia Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Paul how can i die twice? i'am not our lord and savior.....or am i? Quote
Aero Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Haha auday, I'm going to blame my phone...however, Audley shall be your new name going forward muhahahaha Quote
McLeod Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Shitting in plastic bags and bringing drugs to parties....why do you guys know me so well!? Quote
Paul.™ Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Paul how can i die twice? i'am not our lord and savior.....or am i? You did not die in the tree... You fell out and we thought you died.... Found out you were running after us, and got sucked into the planes engine...which killed you, FOREVER! Quote
AgeofSandow Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. Quote
Paul.™ Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. You think I'm hitting on Olivia...pfft. I'm gonna need some evidence. Quote
jitz Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. Edited October 8, 2014 by jitz 1 Quote
AgeofSandow Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... Quote
fufu ÷ Posted October 8, 2014 Author Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... You obviously don't know women then. Quote
AgeofSandow Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... You obviously don't know women then. different environment. Quote
fufu ÷ Posted October 8, 2014 Author Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... You obviously don't know women then. different environment. If you weren't in a modern western country, i'd maybe say yes but... no. Quote
McLeod Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... Here's something better "I like your mustache" Quote
Paul.™ Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 paul, saying bad things about someone isn't the proper way to hit on someone. just putting that out there. WHAT!? Have you even met a woman!? One negative for every positive. "Haha you're struggling to walk in those heels, but damn you have the best legs I've seen". You have the knowledge now kids, use it wisely. That's not really a bad thing... Here's something better "I like your mustache, but I hate the way it covers your face"Fixed Quote
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