Do you shower afterwards? Have you ever pooped in a public restroom? Do you poop as soon as you eat? How long do you take?
We all drop the proverbial stool.
Some of us happen to go right after we shower and know without a hurdle that no salad will be tossed that day. Just ruins the whole day. Rule #24 of Douchebaggery.
Some follow to it in the form of a 10:30 "appointment" everyday. Some two. Others three. A shat-trick!
But, after my recent checkup, my doctor advised me that the b