CS Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 So we pretty much broke up on Thursday night at the afterparty of the football game, things have never been the same with her parents after the whole caught doing it incident but that wasn't really the reason. I like to get drunk and get in fights and she hates it when I do but puts up with it then last night at the party when I had to leave for 5 minutes to help take a buddy home who was trashed out of his mind and I come back and there's like 5 more cars there and people from the team we just beat have showed up. I go into the house and my girlfriend is getting hit on by the other teams quarterback and being drunk I got very mad very fast and walk up, grab him by the back of his jacket and toss him to the ground and tell him to fuck off and leave now or were gunna have a problem and then Chelsea's like "were just talking, why do you have to be so fucknig jealous" to which I reply " because when your drunk you become a skank throw yourself at everyfucking guy" which I kinda regret saying now but just then the quarterback from the other team thinks its an oppertune time to try and bottle me but somehow misses my head and hits my shoulder, I crack him in the face and he bull rushes me and tackles me into the wall and I guess he hit his head on some cuase he puts his head down after so I grab the back of his neck and knee him in the face and he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. Chelsea goes outside to get away from it and says she can't take me getting in a fight with every guy that looks at her anymore and says its over and leaves. Now here's the funny part, this girl Tina thats like best friends with her comes outside and starts talknig to me and takes my hand and leads me back inside and gets us two beers and says that maybe we should go lay down upstairs in one of the rooms and "talk". I decide I should just get the fuck out of there and leave. I wake up today and Chelsea left me a voice message saying she's sorry how things happened but it least it happened because we've been fighting for ages but I never really thought we would actually break up over it and now my buddy Adam has gone and set me up with some other girl already without actually telling me and I'm supposed to go to a movie with her tonight which I don't really want to do. Quote
Jonny Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 I like to get drunk and get in fights Lol are you lol irish? lol Your story sounds like something out of a drama show. The other team's quaterback was hiting on your girl. lol. And stop being such a jealous nob. Quote
jitz Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 That story was awesome, it had everything - sport, beer, girls, fights, and the promise of sex with a best friend of an ex. EDIT - Oh and the topic title should be "My girlfriend broke up with me". Quote
bigpoppn Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 lol Everybody is jealous in a way, let's face it.Whe you see somebody hitting on your girl, your not gonna stand there and watch are you??No.Also, awesome story. Quote
CS Posted August 27, 2007 Author Posted August 27, 2007 Lol are you lol irish? Haha I'm like a 1/4 irish. Oh and the topic title should be "My girlfriend broke up with me". You can change it if you wan, doen't really matter. Quote
Jonny Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 Lol are you lol irish? Haha I'm like a 1/4 irish. How do you work that out? Quote
CS Posted August 27, 2007 Author Posted August 27, 2007 My grandpa on my dads side is Irish, Both of my gandma's are English and my grandpa on my moms side Scottish. Quote
Jimmy Van Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 That's so cute. I feel like I just watched an episode of Friday Night Lights. Quote
Thom Posted August 28, 2007 Posted August 28, 2007 I didn't read your post becauase the first few sentences sound like an episode of the OC, only without the line "You know what I like about rich kids?" *PUNCH* "Nothing". You deserved to get dumped you stupid jackass, in the future, bear in mind that girls don't tend to react well to being called skanks. Quote
Trips Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 I like to pretend that your story is true Jordan Quote
Thom Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. he goes down and I start pounding in his face until a bunch of people pull me off. pics. Quote
phil Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 I, too, would also like to see pics of this shindig. They might be funny. That is if they exist. Quote
CanaMatt Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 YOU suck Joe. I want a VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATION of this event. Quote
The Don Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I like to pretend that your story is true Jordan Quote
Subrick Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 Your story sounds like a bad soap opera, Jordan. Quote
WordLifeCj Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 What do you mean by cracking him in the face? If nothing else then we definitly need pics of that. nosig Quote
Subrick Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 He means punching him in the face. Oh, and toki, how long will you be here for? Hopefully for a while. Quote
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