DrJoeyMagnum Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 19 hours ago, fufu ÷ said: but that wouldn't be him that would be a split personality His name was Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Steenalizer said: He'd be fine, but bite is a dark type move so it would do regular damage against an ice/steel combo. If you want to beat Penguin you would have to use an electric, fighting or ground type move. I'm guessing Gift of Jericho is an electric type because of the light-up scarf, so he should have a decent moveset against an Empoleon. Penguin has access to ground type moves, but electric types generally have a higher speed so you could easily one-shot him before he has the chance to do any damage. I would've assumed Gift Of Jericho is a fairy type since it's generally fairies who put their tongues up each other's asses to get a good taste. Even with dual electric/fairy typing that eliminates his resistance to steel moves, add to that Empoleon sits more on the defensive side and can get a special defence boost under a sandstorm that would neutralise his weakness to electric type moves. If Penguin can get the right set up then Gift Of Jericho's chances of a one hit kill are low, and if Empoleon can survive that first hit it has the movepool he needs to tear Gift Of Jericho apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I think I can take him, you also gotta add that I'm a higher level into the equation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Yea, Gift Of Jericho is probably only level 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 He's 9 at most, I have to be at least level 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I bet he couldn't even beat Brock, he'd probably piss himself and run away screaming if he got up to Mt Moon. Even with a type advantage I don't think he's ready for that many Zubat's, not to mention Team Rocket would likely abduct and enslave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Team Rocket will make him their bitch, even with them being bitched out on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Must suck being the bitch of the biggest bitches in the region, his quality of life as a Pokemon can't be very good. I feel sorry for Gift Of Jericho, the Pokemon world has not been kind to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 A Magikarp is more useful than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 At least Magikarp's can have great future's once they evolve. Gift Of Jericho will be lucky if whoring himself out for food scraps is even enough to survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 He's more like a Wishiwashi with no friends to use the schooling ability with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 He probably didn't even go to school either, I doubt he was able to get past route 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 He lost to Youngster Joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 You mean he was fucking annhialated, and bankrupted by Youngster Joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 He may have also lost his virginity to Joey too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Yea, I think it goes without saying that Youngster Joey raped him at least 6 or 7 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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