Sunny Posted November 1, 2014 Author Share Posted November 1, 2014 It sucks you edited your post or I would have killed Megan Fox for sure. Fuck - Ellen DeGeneres Just the fact that convincing a lesbian to go all the way is a conquest on its own. She is annoying which is all the more better.Marry - Linda McMahon I'll finally let her be on top. I know Daddy Vinnie's inflated ego will never allow that. Besides . I know there are a lot of skeletons in the closet that family has. To be in the scoop of all that is unthinkable.Kill - Whoopi Goldberg Hate to pick the obvious choice. She's a cool cat. I respect her because her thinking is profound. It's just I can't see myself doing the other two to her. If Megan Fox was still an option, it'd be a quick fuck with tears and regrets after. Sharleen (CM Punk's sister) Leia Meow Mrs. Mizanin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotchMrToast Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Fuck- Leia Marry- Punk's sister Kill- Mrs. Mizanin Melissa McCarthy, Kharma, Darren Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 wow Fuck- Darren Young(yolo) Marry- Melissa McCarthy kill- Kharma Sunny, Mary-Louise Parker , Jon Benjamin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbox360svr1 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) Fuck: Sunny Marry: Mary-Louise Parker Kill: Jon Benjamin Billy Gunn, Rosie O' Donnell, Megan Fox Edited November 1, 2014 by xbox360svr1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJoeyMagnum Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Intercourse: Fox Marry: Billy so Chuck is jelly (and Rico has to be there) MURDER: The bitch who played Betty in The Flintstones movie Me, Dusty Rhodes and your momma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyder78 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Fuck your momma Marry Dusty Kill You Eva Mendes, Kim Kardashian Kristen Stewart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJoeyMagnum Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I SAID YOUR MOMMA NOT MY MOMMA YOU SICK FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyder78 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Obviously missed the joke way I replied oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP1™ Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 WARNING This Following Response Is Pretty Gay And Is Not Appropriate For DP1 WARNING Fuck: Fufu - Well he showed me his butt, so... DAT ASS THOUGHMarry: Penguin - I like him as a buddy anyway. So I'll go for himKill: Fozy - No comment needed Charlotte, ODB, Tamina :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbox360svr1 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Fuck your momma Marry Dusty Kill You Eva Mendes, Kim Kardashian Kristen Stewart Fuck: Kim Kardashian Marry: Eva Mendes Kill: Kristen Stewart Stephanie McMahon, Khloe Kardashian, Judge Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 C'mon. No challenge here.Fuck - Judge Judy She has been an integral part of my daytime schedule for years. It'd be an honor.Marry - Stephanie McMahon Are you kiddin'? Kill - Khloe Kardashian Too stereotypical and demanding to marry. Besides, the fact she looks like a t-girl doesn't do any favors. Rhaka Khan, Kharma, Lei'd Tapa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalDaetlaev™ Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fuck: Rhaka Khan - She looks pretty hot in my opinion ^^ Marry: Kharma - Have you seen her recent pictures? She lost some serious weight! Kill: Lei'd Tapa - I just don't like her... Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston (When she was still alive), Cher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotchMrToast Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fuck-Cher Marry-Mariah Carey Kill-Houston (again) Madonna, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalDaetlaev™ Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Fuck: Nicki Minaj... No need to explain. Marry: Madonna - MILF Kill: Lady Gaga Lady Diana, Kate Middleton, The Queen Edited November 5, 2014 by MetalDaetlaev™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu ÷ Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fuck Diana Marry Kate Kill The Queen (Charles will be thrilled) Jenny Talackova, Whoopi Goldberg, Alan Carr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotchMrToast Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fuck Whoopi Goldberg Marry Jenny Kill Alan Conchata Ferrel, Roseanne (check out recent [very recent] pics of her to perhaps change your mind), aloma wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Storm Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Fuck Whoopi Goldberg Marry Jenny Kill Alan Conchata Ferrel, Roseanne (check out recent [very recent] pics of her to perhaps change your mind), aloma wright GILF fanatic much? Fuck Aloma Wright, obvious reasons, Marry Roseanne 'Cause YOLO. Kill Conchata Ferrel 'cause EWWWW. PewDiePie, Cupquake, Phillip Defranco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLeod Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 You killed it Shadow, all you're options are shit so you killed it. Emma Stone, Megan Fox, Kate Upton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu ÷ Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 fuck kate, marry megan, kill emma fufu, fufu, fufu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLeod Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Kill fufu, Kill fufu, Kill fufu, (Also who would marry Megan?) AJ Lee, Paige, Eva Marie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mike Owens Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Marry Paige Fuck Eva Marie Kill AJ Lee Alica Fox Cameron Naomi Edited December 10, 2014 by The Mike Owens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Pete® Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Marry Fox Kill the other two, then fuck em. Mel b, Mel C, Mel brooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) Hold your horses Petey boy! That's necrophilia. Don't you mean, fuck 'em first, then kill 'em. Wait, who am I to question? What's the difference? They'll be dead in the sack if they're alive anyways. Might as well. Spot on. As for the choices, you've narrowed it down fairly easily. The male choice will most likely always end up being killed unless it's a huge exception.Fuck - Mel C Just 'cause I think Mel B is too bangin' to just be a one night stand. I'm not discrediting Sporty Spice at all. She is a businesswoman in her own right and The Spice Girls are all one of a kind in their own right. Just personal preference would have to take over here.Marry - Mel B Eddie Murphy must've washed down gallons of vodka after she called it quits. That's that pussy that makes you catch some feelings and make you say shit you normally wouldn't. She also has a bigger rack and a bigger net worth than Mel C if you really think about it so her assets just compliment the selection.Kill - Mel Brooks Obvious choice. Respect his extensive body of work though. Liz Carmouche, Cat Zingano, Germaine de RandamieFor Brotch: Spice Girls? Keine Frage. Edited December 11, 2014 by Sunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Pete® Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Haha Calm down sunny! loving a bit of spice. And yes necrophilia is always on the cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Yo Petey! I think it's destiny.For Brotch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByBJdbrtBs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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