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It sucks you edited your post or I would have killed Megan Fox for sure.

Fuck - Ellen DeGeneres Just the fact that convincing a lesbian to go all the way is a conquest on its own. She is annoying which is all the more better.

Marry - Linda McMahon I'll finally let her be on top. I know Daddy Vinnie's inflated ego will never allow that. Besides linda-softdrink.jpg. I know there are a lot of skeletons in the closet that family has. To be in the scoop of all that is unthinkable.

Kill - Whoopi Goldberg Hate to pick the obvious choice. She's a cool cat. I respect her because her thinking is profound. It's just I can't see myself doing the other two to her. If Megan Fox was still an option, it'd be a quick fuck with tears and regrets after.

Sharleen (CM Punk's sister)

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Leia Meow

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Intercourse: Fox

Marry: Billy so Chuck is jelly (and Rico has to be there)

MURDER: The bitch who played Betty in The Flintstones movie

 

Me, Dusty Rhodes and your momma

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WARNING This Following Response Is Pretty Gay And Is Not Appropriate For DP1 WARNING

 

Fuck: Fufu - Well he showed me his butt, so... DAT ASS THOUGH

Marry: Penguin - I like him as a buddy anyway. So I'll go for him

Kill: Fozy - No comment needed

 

Charlotte, ODB, Tamina

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Fuck your momma

Marry Dusty

Kill You :p

 

 

 

Eva Mendes, Kim Kardashian Kristen Stewart

Fuck: Kim Kardashian

Marry: Eva Mendes

Kill: Kristen Stewart

 

Stephanie McMahon, Khloe Kardashian, Judge Judy

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C'mon. No challenge here.

Fuck - Judge Judy She has been an integral part of my daytime schedule for years. It'd be an honor.

Marry - Stephanie McMahon Are you kiddin'?

Kill - Khloe Kardashian Too stereotypical and demanding to marry. Besides, the fact she looks like a t-girl doesn't do any favors.

Rhaka Khan, Kharma, Lei'd Tapa

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Fuck: Rhaka Khan - She looks pretty hot in my opinion ^^

 

Marry: Kharma - Have you seen her recent pictures? She lost some serious weight!

 

Kill: Lei'd Tapa - I just don't like her...

 

Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston (When she was still alive), Cher

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Fuck: Nicki Minaj... No need to explain.

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Marry: Madonna - MILF

Kill: Lady Gaga

 

Lady Diana, Kate Middleton, The Queen

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  • 3 weeks later...

Fuck Whoopi Goldberg

Marry Jenny

Kill Alan

Conchata Ferrel, Roseanne (check out recent [very recent] pics of her to perhaps change your mind), aloma wright

GILF fanatic much?

 

Fuck Aloma Wright, obvious reasons,

 

Marry Roseanne 'Cause YOLO.

 

Kill Conchata Ferrel 'cause EWWWW.

 

PewDiePie, Cupquake, Phillip Defranco.

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Hold your horses Petey boy! That's necrophilia. Don't you mean, fuck 'em first, then kill 'em. Wait, who am I to question? What's the difference? They'll be dead in the sack if they're alive anyways. Might as well. Spot on.

As for the choices, you've narrowed it down fairly easily. The male choice will most likely always end up being killed unless it's a huge exception.

Fuck - Mel C Just 'cause I think Mel B is too bangin' to just be a one night stand. I'm not discrediting Sporty Spice at all. She is a businesswoman in her own right and The Spice Girls are all one of a kind in their own right. Just personal preference would have to take over here.

Marry - Mel B Eddie Murphy must've washed down gallons of vodka after she called it quits. That's that pussy that makes you catch some feelings and make you say shit you normally wouldn't. She also has a bigger rack and a bigger net worth than Mel C if you really think about it so her assets just compliment the selection.

Kill - Mel Brooks Obvious choice. Respect his extensive body of work though.

Liz Carmouche, Cat Zingano, Germaine de Randamie

For Brotch:

Spice Girls? Keine Frage.

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Yo Petey! I think it's destiny.

For Brotch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByBJdbrtBs

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