principe Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Fozy you're a pervert I can do amazing stuff with my feet that's all I can say Edited July 31, 2014 by Prince™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zark Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 And everyone just popped their boners. Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 And everyone just popped their boners. Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zark Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) And everyone just popped their boners. Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies. Didn't seem like you were being sarcastic or joking actually. And also while we're talking about being a cunt, every post of yours I see you're talking shit? Edited July 31, 2014 by Zarky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 And everyone just popped their boners. Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies. Didn't seem like you were being sarcastic or joking actually. And also while we're talking about being a cunt, every post of yours I see you're talking shit? I know it didn't that's what I'm saying, you've been revoked access to the internet, please; return your card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamer™ Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I pee loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miz_fit Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm good at shout "Alfa kenny body" out load in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrickinAwesome Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill. But, I can crack my jaw on both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm apparently able to make people think I'm dead... Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill. But, I can crack my jaw on both sides. You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrickinAwesome Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill. But, I can crack my jaw on both sides. You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it. I never said I do it intentionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Well, try to stop it from happening, It's not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamer™ Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I pee loudly......Da Fuq....Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamer™ Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill. But, I can crack my jaw on both sides. You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it.Just thinking about a locked jaw is scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianthespaz86 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Even though I am a reserved creative personality I posses the ability to actually talk with my voice. I don't have to email or write notes to someone I live with and married to. Crazy right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Yeah, the foot thing. I'm also an outstanding drunk texter. I can say the stupid shit that comes to mind without totally misspelling it. Even though I am a reserved creative personality I posses the ability to actually talk with my voice. I don't have to email or write notes to someone I live with and married to. Crazy right? AMAZING! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huh Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 swag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Swag isn't useless tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHippopotomus Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I can creating accurate wrestlers on video games lol. Sadly, it is a rather useless talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Swag isn't useless tho That trend from Seoul is old now. And...I can touch my elbows together behind my back...I heard women can't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOB. Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I have double jointed thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHippopotomus Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) @Codes I would call ignoring my PMs a useful talent. Edited August 1, 2014 by TheHippopotomus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ^lmao I forgot, I can lick my own elbow. I've never met anyone else that can. It doesn't get much more useless than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auday Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 move me ears. Me 2. xD I can put my leg behind my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auday Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ^lmao I forgot, I can lick my own elbow. I've never met anyone else that can. It doesn't get much more useless than that. Just tried and failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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