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What is the purpose of owning a cat?

Having a cute little friend

That's what having a hamster is for.
They annoy the fuck out of you at night and are in general pretty useless.
This guy gets it. Getting through the existential belief of "having pets" quite early in life is optimal for progression. It ranks on the level of "imaginary friend," a dissociative interpersonal phenomenon that is more culturally oriented. Productivity would generally lead to the discarding of said concept.

As far as a name is concerned, an easily recognizable name which is one syllable would be the best choice.

Just don't become too attached to it.

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Define "dumb". I do remember them being highly classless before.

But, at least you remember <3.

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Kitten Steen

Matt/Nick Catson

Catam Cole

Meow Meow Bigelow

Ri-cat-chet

Seth Meowlins

Dean Kittenbrose

Roman Purrs

Damn. You come up with good names.
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Oh, then it must be Alex...

Your last name is Alex, right?

Alex is Sassy's internet boyfriend Fufu, who is 21 years old. :|
Wait waht!? What fufu is this? Edited by Paul.™
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Oh, then it must be Alex...

Your last name is Alex, right?

Alex is Sassy's internet boyfriend Fufu, who is 21 years old. :|
Wait waht!? What fufu is this?

 

The cat's name is Alex Khaliq Surname*

Replace surname with Sassy's real surname. Although I doubt she really has called it that.

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Oh, then it must be Alex...

Your last name is Alex, right?

Alex is Sassy's internet boyfriend Fufu, who is 21 years old. :|
Wait waht!? What fufu is this?

The cat's name is Alex Khaliq Surname*

Replace surname with Sassy's real surname. Although I doubt she really has called it that.

I just refer to it as Alex
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Oh, then it must be Alex...

Your last name is Alex, right?

Alex is Sassy's internet boyfriend Fufu, who is 21 years old. :|
Wait waht!? What fufu is this?

The cat's name is Alex Khaliq Surname*

Replace surname with Sassy's real surname. Although I doubt she really has called it that.

So what's her surname?

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