Samy Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) This thread is closed. You're in a dream within a dream within a dream! Edited April 24, 2014 by King Of Swing™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceShimmer x Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Such Wow, Such A Topic, Such Awesome, Such Award, Such Samy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP1™ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 OH MER GERD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samy Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 i am pantless and tired so fuck you spidershit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblacksheep Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) Spiders arent that bad. They eat other pest like flies, mosquitoes, etc. Edited March 11, 2014 by mrblacksheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Spiders can be harmless if you don't intrude on them so if you leave him alone he will leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Make friends with the little guy. Let him crawl in bed with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zark Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Kill it with fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacktalks Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 If that was me I couldn't sleep until i'd found it, the thought of it crawling over me while i'm alseep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyder78 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Well I am 6' 2" 258lbs, What makes you think I was a tiny spider..Ohh an actual 8 legged one NVM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Well I am 6' 2" 258lbs, What makes you think I was a tiny spider..Ohh an actual 8 legged one NVM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arage™ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Ok here's what you do. Get a can or some sort of object with a lid that you don't need. Find the Spider. Lure it into the can. Close the lid, Throw it out. Your Welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Sing A lullaby to it get it to be all snug & comfy than send it back to the depths of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arage™ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Or just do what I said, I mean it can't be that hard. Your taller than it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Or you could leave him alone & let him mind his own business it's what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 So now that you're on how did the adorable spider situation go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamer™ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Just put a cup over it then put a book on top of the cup and sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samy Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 Ok here's the story now that i'm on pc; It was 1 am I was doing man stuff nicely. Then i looked up and i've seen A FUCKING LARGE SPIDER ABOVE THE WINDOW At first i thought it wasn't moving but then.. tick tick tick AND IT GOES IN THE CURTAINS, ABOVE MY BED Then i slowly went to the window to open it I waited... I shaked & checked the curtains with a broom or brush or whatever the word. Nothing. Then i waited, waited. And it was at the upper left hand corner of the wall, right above my bed. I didn't want to use the hoover to aspirate it as it would have been too noisy (remember, 1:00am) I don't have a pic but it was a thick spider. At least the biggest i've seen in front of me. @"it's harmless"people: Yes, i know, but i just didn't want it TO FUCKING LAY EGGS IN MY MOUTH. I DON'T WANT TO TELL TO MY CHILDREN LATER THAT "Oh, daddy shat little spideys as a kid, don't worry about the one under your bed and good night :devil:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Well if you are dong the man activities I think you where doing I think you deserved Mr Cuddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu ÷ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamCrazyPT Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Account Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep. You didn't know? I learned that when I was like 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samy Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 I thought it was 8 spiders lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamer™ Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 As long as its the small tiny spiders then I'm ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinceRusso Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 i would super kick the crap of that spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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