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Omegle - Talk to Strangers!

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http://omegle.com/

Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned.

I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down.

Edit: POOSY!

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Yeas!

You: hi.

Stranger: i miss you

You: aw. i miss you too.

Stranger: FU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine :(

have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?

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I stumbled upon Omegle a few weeks ago. It's good for wasting a few minutes.

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mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine :(

have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?

lol,

I tried it earlier to see if the visitors went up from it and a few seemed to visit, the rest just wanted POOSY!

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: female?

You: male dude

You: haha

Stranger: lol

Stranger: better luck nxt time

You: was about to say the same

Stranger: lol

Stranger: good luck bud

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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and conversation no.2 -

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: You know, sitting here with my chin in my hand, I suddenly realise that my hand smells really funny.

Stranger: It's odd. Not really a smell that I can place.

Stranger: Kinda... woody. Maybe it's my computer desk or something?

You: oh dear... where you scratchin anything earlier?

You: oh hmm... thats odd

Stranger: Hi, by the way.

You: lick it?

Stranger: It doesn't carry a taste with it. That just tasted like, uhm... hand.

You: ah then you've got a weird one on your hands (pardon the pun)

Stranger: Indeed I have.

You: mines smells a bit like stale harp... possibly cos sum1 spilled some on me, didnt think my hand got wet tho

Stranger: What's Harp?

You: oh, its a beer, brewed in northern ireland... i come from northern ireland

Stranger: Ah. I'm from England but not heard of Harp before. Odd.

You: ah dont ever try it, tastes like camel piss

You: i stick to carlsberg and such the like

Stranger: I intrigued that you can accurately place a beer as having the same taste of camel piss.

Stranger: Makes my dodgy hand smell less disgusting, really.

You: i suggested you lick ur hand earlier... could have had anything on it..

You: these things happen when you take risks like that haha

Stranger: That IS true.

Stranger: As far as I know, I could well have camel piss on my hand.

You: nah, if it tastes like hand ur safe enough

Stranger: Even if I smelt camel piss, and tasted camel piss, I'd probably never guess that it was infact camel piss.

Stranger: Maybe camel piss tastes like hand, but smells like wood?

You: i was at the zoo that day...

Stranger: Sure... that's what they all say.

You: nah, those are not the characteristics of harp lol

Stranger: I was at the zoo, and I had my trousers down and I slipped and it just... fell in.

You: it smells and looks like a normal beer but tastes like the piss of a camel.. sneaky buggers

Stranger: I could just wash my hands I suppose, but that involves so much effort.

Stranger: I'd have to get up and stuff.

You: balls to that haha

You: right, i came on here to see what the fuss was about, more plesant than i expected

You: im away to bed, bloody work in the mornin

Stranger: Booooo.

Stranger: Later.

You: laters dude.. its been a hand lickingly nice experience :)

Stranger: :-P

You have disconnected.

not the worst experience me thinks... i like it.

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I'm jealous of you also...I'll have to try it again...

**EDIT** here's the latest....This one worked out pretty well, I think...

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: yeoooo

Stranger: wasup havent seen you in a while

Stranger: what have u been up to

You: Yeah, ya know...been busy and what not. how you livin?

Stranger: just chillin man tryin to stay away from this swines disease

You: i know thats right.

Stranger: yea man hows ur brother doin i havent talked to him since that time at the barbeque

You: You didn't hear?

Stranger: no what hapenned??

You: He passed away. He fell off of a rodeo bull. horn up the poopshoot...straight up.

Stranger: oooo man thats harsh

Stranger: im sorry about that man

Stranger: but atleast he went out doing what he loved to do

You: Yeah, thats kinda how I felt. But you know. Sometimes things happen. You just gotta keep on keepin on.

Stranger: yea it only happens to the best of em

Stranger: i cant believe i didnt hear about thta

You: It was pretty widely covered on the local news.

You: hows your cousin?

Stranger: who andrew??

You: No, the other one.

Stranger: oooo

You: yeah...oooo. went to school with her for a while.

Stranger: mark dosnt talk to me ever since i beat him in that game of beer pong

Stranger: oooooo her

You: she changed her name to markQ!?

Stranger: shes a weirdo man

Stranger: i would stay away from that

You: thats a shame. she was quite the looker.

Stranger: yea

You: well, ya know. People change.

Stranger: when she comes to my house on holidays and stuff she acts so weird i just dont understand it

You: Hormone therapy.

Stranger: but yea marks mom tells me all he does is sit in his room and play halo or jerkoff all day

Stranger: hows work

You: Hm. Thats a shame. He could at least play wii sports. Guess he compromised and decided to just play with his wii-wii. heh.

You: Works great. Got promoted.

Stranger: haha yea i guess

Stranger: thats great dude

Stranger: good to hear

Stranger: so when we gunna go catch sum floormats

You: yeah, i was pretty thrilled. had to kiss a lot of ass, but thats how the cookie crumbles.

You: you call it.

Stranger: aight

Stranger: yea

Stranger: i got the vibe that your boss has a thing for you man

Stranger: watch out for that

You: Really? I just thought it was how the world worked.

You: I'll keep my eyes peeled. Don't wanna get taken advantage of.

Stranger: yea man

Stranger: that would be a shame

You: Word.

Stranger: yea

You: aight. well im going to jet. keep it real holmes.

Stranger: aight man ill give you a call sum time to catch them floormats and down sum brews

Stranger: see you on the flipside

You: sounds great. peace be with your family.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Twist of Fate
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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I like shemales

Stranger: Hi.I'm 15,Male,China.Nice 2 meet u.and u?

You: I LOVE SHEMALES!

You: CHINESE SHEMALES!

Stranger: .....

You: Are you a chinese Shemale ?

Stranger: Girl?

You: Shemale

Stranger: No

You: Why not ?

Stranger: I'm boy

You: I'm shemale

Stranger: .....

Stranger: Maybe

You: I can assure you I am a shemale

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Okay..

You: I want to omegle all over you

Stranger: ......

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: A test tube

Stranger: ....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... what the fuck did I do wrong.

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you where open and concise.... bloody chinese, he's at fault dude, he is!

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I'm glad to see you have come to grips with your shemaleness Joe...some people just have a hard time accepting things like that..much like your chinese friend. Don't worry, we're all here to support you...

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ho

You: Cunt

Stranger: how are you?

Stranger: cunt?

You: I like sluts

You: They taste good

Stranger: hmm

You: I just had one last night.

Stranger: nice for you.....

Stranger: so asl?

You: Roasted her nicely

You: Had some brown sauce with that shit

Stranger: thats freaky

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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if only you where funny subrick... if only you where funny

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Yeah, where is funny?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BOOORING

Stranger: PEOPLE

You: I need to admit this to someone

You: I've been holding it in too long

Stranger: what?

You: I'm a flaming homosexual

You: I love throbing cock

You: in my mouth

You: and in and out of my ass

Stranger: Wow thats great

You: Thanks man. So when do you want to fuck?

Stranger: honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us

You: Yeah, sometimes I jerk off in the mirror too

You: So when are we gonna fuck?

Stranger: Right away

You: Is this Joe?

Stranger: I MUST BE EMO I WRITE SUICIDE NOTES

You: Oh joe, you're crazy

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: and GAY

Stranger: no lesbian

Stranger: I love girls

You: Yeah, no lesbians

Stranger: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That one sorta sucked. I'm gonna do a better one right now.

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LOL CJ, stop bullying Aero !

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny female?

You: Yes

You: I am

Stranger: hey

You: Just kidding, this is The Don

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: this is the police

Stranger: FUCK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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