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[Strum la Frantique]

Last time I send a private message to you Joe.

One solid honest example of depression caused by your name is Matt Gray. He used to be a happy go lucky kinda guy, then he saw your name. Not only did he stop posting on Smacktalks, but his life outside the board turned to shit aswell. Now he just drifts from one failed relationship to another, from job to job with no purpose. You have the power to set things right, with one single name change.

[Smacktalks]

Get over yourself Chris man!

What does your name mean anyway..? Your addicted to masturbation?!

[Spectre]

Matt Grey had problems long before i changed my name, infact before i joined this board. his sorrow isnt my problem.

[Strum la Frantique]

Paul, masturbation is one of the happiest things a guy (or girl!) can do in life. You won't have a single person say "No, sorry but masturbation isn't awesome". So yeah, my name makes people incredibly happy and probably contributes greatly to the board's traffic. tokidoim said many of times publicly "I only post because of Chris' name". Sadly my username doesn't cure cancer, may his sould rest in peace.

It's Matt Gray, your mispelling of his name shows you don't know him personally at all. I've seen Matt's cock, you can't say you know a guy till you've seen their cock. He doesn't like you, not one bit. We were talking on MSN the other day, I'll copy and paste part of the convo I saved...

Chris
smacktalks could benefit from another 9/11, nothing brings people to the safety of internet message boards like the death of thousands.

Matt Gray
I see where you're coming from

Chris
It just needs more posts, even if they were all "RIP" messages that I so dearly hate. I didn't care about the other thousand plus people that died eight years ago, I won't care about another thousand. Hell maybe they would do it right this time and take out five thousand or so.

Matt Gray
Man the only thing that bothers me more then those rip posts is that TV's Joe Lauzon's name, what the fuck is up with that?

Chris
I know! Depressing isn't it!?

Matt Gray
Honestly Chris, I stopped posting because of it. I turned to hardcore drugs too, just to ease the pain

[Aero]

lol that almost seems fabricated!

masturbation isnt awesome, its a pass time when you don't / can't have sex, hell, theres bound to be people out there that get depressed that they have to masturbate again through lack of sex, i think your logic is flawed...

[Spectre]

Exactly, i dont know Matt GrAy personally so its expectable i would spell his name wrong, just like i dont know you personally so i dont have to listen to your opinions.

[Strum la Frantique]

Aero, people wouldn't bat off if they didn't enjoy it. No one forces someone to mastrubate, they choose to. There's plenty of ugly people around, so no, there is not a single person out there who can not get a grifriend, there is an ugly chick out there who would fuck his brains out. His standards are just too high because he doesn't realise how unattractive and uninteresting he is.

So Username (that's what I'm going to call you from now on TV's whatsit's)...so you're keeping the name?

[Spectre]

What name? Username? Maybe, do you approve it of? If you do then totally or maybe something like Frantic Strummer, what do you think?

[Strum la Frantique]

Actually, I was hoping you could fill in the dog name username gap. We have no usernames that are dog names, all popular message boards have a member that has a dog name. Like "Bluey", or "Sir Pouncealot". You need to think outside the box a little bit, TV's Joe whatsit uses a tired cliche that wasn't funny fifteen years ago. I understand it's a joke I wasn't involved in, honestly though, I'm kinda glad I wasn't. It was a very unfunny joke no doubt.

You can't have frantic strummer, it's too close to the translation of my bastardised pretend French. You can use a name I rejected, that is more like a B-side to my Strum la Frantique, and that's "Bass Von Boom".

Edit - We can kinda add a dog flair to it though, like "Otis Von Boom".

[Smacktalks]

lol, Chris I now see your point. You truly are right.

RIP Matt Gray

[Aero]

ah i dunno, i'm fairly sure some ppl wank out of what feels like neccesity (spelling?) and most likely enjoy the end result, but masturbation itself... i.e. tugging your own cock rapidly? no, its not that enjoyable

[Spectre]

Red Rocket.....
since were talking about dogs and masturbation and south park just came into my head.....

[Strum la Frantique]

Or... Red Cocket, that's it, get onto it Paul.

[Smacktalks]

I'm closing this topic due to Chris bringing it into disrepute.