Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned.
I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down.
Edit: POOSY!
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Omegle - Talk to Strangers!
Started by Smacktalks, Apr 29 2009 10:10 AM
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#1
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 10:10 AM
http://omegle.com/
Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned.
I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down.
Edit: POOSY!
Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned.
I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down.
Edit: POOSY!
#2
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When the world turns its back on you, Kick it in the ass!
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:59 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yeas!
You: hi.
Stranger: i miss you
You: aw. i miss you too.
Stranger: FU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine
have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yeas!
You: hi.
Stranger: i miss you
You: aw. i miss you too.
Stranger: FU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine
have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?
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Jammin'
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:59 PM
I stumbled upon Omegle a few weeks ago. It's good for wasting a few minutes.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:30 PM
Twist of Fate, on Apr 29 2009, 08:59 PM, said:
mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine
have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?
have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?
lol,
I tried it earlier to see if the visitors went up from it and a few seemed to visit, the rest just wanted POOSY!
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:34 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: female?
You: male dude
You: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: better luck nxt time
You: was about to say the same
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck bud
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: female?
You: male dude
You: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: better luck nxt time
You: was about to say the same
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck bud
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:43 PM
and conversation no.2 -
not the worst experience me thinks... i like it.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: You know, sitting here with my chin in my hand, I suddenly realise that my hand smells really funny.
Stranger: It's odd. Not really a smell that I can place.
Stranger: Kinda... woody. Maybe it's my computer desk or something?
You: oh dear... where you scratchin anything earlier?
You: oh hmm... thats odd
Stranger: Hi, by the way.
You: lick it?
Stranger: It doesn't carry a taste with it. That just tasted like, uhm... hand.
You: ah then you've got a weird one on your hands (pardon the pun)
Stranger: Indeed I have.
You: mines smells a bit like stale harp... possibly cos sum1 spilled some on me, didnt think my hand got wet tho
Stranger: What's Harp?
You: oh, its a beer, brewed in northern ireland... i come from northern ireland
Stranger: Ah. I'm from England but not heard of Harp before. Odd.
You: ah dont ever try it, tastes like camel piss
You: i stick to carlsberg and such the like
Stranger: I intrigued that you can accurately place a beer as having the same taste of camel piss.
Stranger: Makes my dodgy hand smell less disgusting, really.
You: i suggested you lick ur hand earlier... could have had anything on it..
You: these things happen when you take risks like that haha
Stranger: That IS true.
Stranger: As far as I know, I could well have camel piss on my hand.
You: nah, if it tastes like hand ur safe enough
Stranger: Even if I smelt camel piss, and tasted camel piss, I'd probably never guess that it was infact camel piss.
Stranger: Maybe camel piss tastes like hand, but smells like wood?
You: i was at the zoo that day...
Stranger: Sure... that's what they all say.
You: nah, those are not the characteristics of harp lol
Stranger: I was at the zoo, and I had my trousers down and I slipped and it just... fell in.
You: it smells and looks like a normal beer but tastes like the piss of a camel.. sneaky buggers
Stranger: I could just wash my hands I suppose, but that involves so much effort.
Stranger: I'd have to get up and stuff.
You: balls to that haha
You: right, i came on here to see what the fuss was about, more plesant than i expected
You: im away to bed, bloody work in the mornin
Stranger: Booooo.
Stranger: Later.
You: laters dude.. its been a hand lickingly nice experience
Stranger: :-P
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: You know, sitting here with my chin in my hand, I suddenly realise that my hand smells really funny.
Stranger: It's odd. Not really a smell that I can place.
Stranger: Kinda... woody. Maybe it's my computer desk or something?
You: oh dear... where you scratchin anything earlier?
You: oh hmm... thats odd
Stranger: Hi, by the way.
You: lick it?
Stranger: It doesn't carry a taste with it. That just tasted like, uhm... hand.
You: ah then you've got a weird one on your hands (pardon the pun)
Stranger: Indeed I have.
You: mines smells a bit like stale harp... possibly cos sum1 spilled some on me, didnt think my hand got wet tho
Stranger: What's Harp?
You: oh, its a beer, brewed in northern ireland... i come from northern ireland
Stranger: Ah. I'm from England but not heard of Harp before. Odd.
You: ah dont ever try it, tastes like camel piss
You: i stick to carlsberg and such the like
Stranger: I intrigued that you can accurately place a beer as having the same taste of camel piss.
Stranger: Makes my dodgy hand smell less disgusting, really.
You: i suggested you lick ur hand earlier... could have had anything on it..
You: these things happen when you take risks like that haha
Stranger: That IS true.
Stranger: As far as I know, I could well have camel piss on my hand.
You: nah, if it tastes like hand ur safe enough
Stranger: Even if I smelt camel piss, and tasted camel piss, I'd probably never guess that it was infact camel piss.
Stranger: Maybe camel piss tastes like hand, but smells like wood?
You: i was at the zoo that day...
Stranger: Sure... that's what they all say.
You: nah, those are not the characteristics of harp lol
Stranger: I was at the zoo, and I had my trousers down and I slipped and it just... fell in.
You: it smells and looks like a normal beer but tastes like the piss of a camel.. sneaky buggers
Stranger: I could just wash my hands I suppose, but that involves so much effort.
Stranger: I'd have to get up and stuff.
You: balls to that haha
You: right, i came on here to see what the fuss was about, more plesant than i expected
You: im away to bed, bloody work in the mornin
Stranger: Booooo.
Stranger: Later.
You: laters dude.. its been a hand lickingly nice experience
Stranger: :-P
You have disconnected.
not the worst experience me thinks... i like it.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 05:05 AM
I'm jealous of you also...I'll have to try it again...
**EDIT** here's the latest....This one worked out pretty well, I think...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yeoooo
Stranger: wasup havent seen you in a while
Stranger: what have u been up to
You: Yeah, ya know...been busy and what not. how you livin?
Stranger: just chillin man tryin to stay away from this swines disease
You: i know thats right.
Stranger: yea man hows ur brother doin i havent talked to him since that time at the barbeque
You: You didn't hear?
Stranger: no what hapenned??
You: He passed away. He fell off of a rodeo bull. horn up the poopshoot...straight up.
Stranger: oooo man thats harsh
Stranger: im sorry about that man
Stranger: but atleast he went out doing what he loved to do
You: Yeah, thats kinda how I felt. But you know. Sometimes things happen. You just gotta keep on keepin on.
Stranger: yea it only happens to the best of em
Stranger: i cant believe i didnt hear about thta
You: It was pretty widely covered on the local news.
You: hows your cousin?
Stranger: who andrew??
You: No, the other one.
Stranger: oooo
You: yeah...oooo. went to school with her for a while.
Stranger: mark dosnt talk to me ever since i beat him in that game of beer pong
Stranger: oooooo her
You: she changed her name to markQ!?
Stranger: shes a weirdo man
Stranger: i would stay away from that
You: thats a shame. she was quite the looker.
Stranger: yea
You: well, ya know. People change.
Stranger: when she comes to my house on holidays and stuff she acts so weird i just dont understand it
You: Hormone therapy.
Stranger: but yea marks mom tells me all he does is sit in his room and play halo or jerkoff all day
Stranger: hows work
You: Hm. Thats a shame. He could at least play wii sports. Guess he compromised and decided to just play with his wii-wii. heh.
You: Works great. Got promoted.
Stranger: haha yea i guess
Stranger: thats great dude
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: so when we gunna go catch sum floormats
You: yeah, i was pretty thrilled. had to kiss a lot of ass, but thats how the cookie crumbles.
You: you call it.
Stranger: aight
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i got the vibe that your boss has a thing for you man
Stranger: watch out for that
You: Really? I just thought it was how the world worked.
You: I'll keep my eyes peeled. Don't wanna get taken advantage of.
Stranger: yea man
Stranger: that would be a shame
You: Word.
Stranger: yea
You: aight. well im going to jet. keep it real holmes.
Stranger: aight man ill give you a call sum time to catch them floormats and down sum brews
Stranger: see you on the flipside
You: sounds great. peace be with your family.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
**EDIT** here's the latest....This one worked out pretty well, I think...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yeoooo
Stranger: wasup havent seen you in a while
Stranger: what have u been up to
You: Yeah, ya know...been busy and what not. how you livin?
Stranger: just chillin man tryin to stay away from this swines disease
You: i know thats right.
Stranger: yea man hows ur brother doin i havent talked to him since that time at the barbeque
You: You didn't hear?
Stranger: no what hapenned??
You: He passed away. He fell off of a rodeo bull. horn up the poopshoot...straight up.
Stranger: oooo man thats harsh
Stranger: im sorry about that man
Stranger: but atleast he went out doing what he loved to do
You: Yeah, thats kinda how I felt. But you know. Sometimes things happen. You just gotta keep on keepin on.
Stranger: yea it only happens to the best of em
Stranger: i cant believe i didnt hear about thta
You: It was pretty widely covered on the local news.
You: hows your cousin?
Stranger: who andrew??
You: No, the other one.
Stranger: oooo
You: yeah...oooo. went to school with her for a while.
Stranger: mark dosnt talk to me ever since i beat him in that game of beer pong
Stranger: oooooo her
You: she changed her name to markQ!?
Stranger: shes a weirdo man
Stranger: i would stay away from that
You: thats a shame. she was quite the looker.
Stranger: yea
You: well, ya know. People change.
Stranger: when she comes to my house on holidays and stuff she acts so weird i just dont understand it
You: Hormone therapy.
Stranger: but yea marks mom tells me all he does is sit in his room and play halo or jerkoff all day
Stranger: hows work
You: Hm. Thats a shame. He could at least play wii sports. Guess he compromised and decided to just play with his wii-wii. heh.
You: Works great. Got promoted.
Stranger: haha yea i guess
Stranger: thats great dude
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: so when we gunna go catch sum floormats
You: yeah, i was pretty thrilled. had to kiss a lot of ass, but thats how the cookie crumbles.
You: you call it.
Stranger: aight
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i got the vibe that your boss has a thing for you man
Stranger: watch out for that
You: Really? I just thought it was how the world worked.
You: I'll keep my eyes peeled. Don't wanna get taken advantage of.
Stranger: yea man
Stranger: that would be a shame
You: Word.
Stranger: yea
You: aight. well im going to jet. keep it real holmes.
Stranger: aight man ill give you a call sum time to catch them floormats and down sum brews
Stranger: see you on the flipside
You: sounds great. peace be with your family.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by Twist of Fate, 30 April 2009 - 07:27 AM.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 02:22 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like shemales
Stranger: Hi.I'm 15,Male,China.Nice 2 meet u.and u?
You: I LOVE SHEMALES!
You: CHINESE SHEMALES!
Stranger: .....
You: Are you a chinese Shemale ?
Stranger: Girl?
You: Shemale
Stranger: No
You: Why not ?
Stranger: I'm boy
You: I'm shemale
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Maybe
You: I can assure you I am a shemale
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay..
You: I want to omegle all over you
Stranger: ......
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: A test tube
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
... what the fuck did I do wrong.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like shemales
Stranger: Hi.I'm 15,Male,China.Nice 2 meet u.and u?
You: I LOVE SHEMALES!
You: CHINESE SHEMALES!
Stranger: .....
You: Are you a chinese Shemale ?
Stranger: Girl?
You: Shemale
Stranger: No
You: Why not ?
Stranger: I'm boy
You: I'm shemale
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Maybe
You: I can assure you I am a shemale
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay..
You: I want to omegle all over you
Stranger: ......
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: A test tube
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
... what the fuck did I do wrong.
#9
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Life's A Pisser When European
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:24 PM
you where open and concise.... bloody chinese, he's at fault dude, he is!
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:16 PM
I'm glad to see you have come to grips with your shemaleness Joe...some people just have a hard time accepting things like that..much like your chinese friend. Don't worry, we're all here to support you...
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:41 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ho
You: Cunt
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: cunt?
You: I like sluts
You: They taste good
Stranger: hmm
You: I just had one last night.
Stranger: nice for you.....
Stranger: so asl?
You: Roasted her nicely
You: Had some brown sauce with that shit
Stranger: thats freaky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ho
You: Cunt
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: cunt?
You: I like sluts
You: They taste good
Stranger: hmm
You: I just had one last night.
Stranger: nice for you.....
Stranger: so asl?
You: Roasted her nicely
You: Had some brown sauce with that shit
Stranger: thats freaky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#12
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Life's A Pisser When European
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:43 PM
if only you where funny subrick... if only you where funny
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:45 PM
Yeah, where is funny?
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOOORING
Stranger: PEOPLE
You: I need to admit this to someone
You: I've been holding it in too long
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a flaming homosexual
You: I love throbing cock
You: in my mouth
You: and in and out of my ass
Stranger: Wow thats great
You: Thanks man. So when do you want to fuck?
Stranger: honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us
You: Yeah, sometimes I jerk off in the mirror too
You: So when are we gonna fuck?
Stranger: Right away
You: Is this Joe?
Stranger: I MUST BE EMO I WRITE SUICIDE NOTES
You: Oh joe, you're crazy
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: and GAY
Stranger: no lesbian
Stranger: I love girls
You: Yeah, no lesbians
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That one sorta sucked. I'm gonna do a better one right now.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOOORING
Stranger: PEOPLE
You: I need to admit this to someone
You: I've been holding it in too long
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a flaming homosexual
You: I love throbing cock
You: in my mouth
You: and in and out of my ass
Stranger: Wow thats great
You: Thanks man. So when do you want to fuck?
Stranger: honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us
You: Yeah, sometimes I jerk off in the mirror too
You: So when are we gonna fuck?
Stranger: Right away
You: Is this Joe?
Stranger: I MUST BE EMO I WRITE SUICIDE NOTES
You: Oh joe, you're crazy
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: and GAY
Stranger: no lesbian
Stranger: I love girls
You: Yeah, no lesbians
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That one sorta sucked. I'm gonna do a better one right now.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:52 PM
LOL CJ, stop bullying Aero !
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:43 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female?
You: Yes
You: I am
Stranger: hey
You: Just kidding, this is The Don
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female?
You: Yes
You: I am
Stranger: hey
You: Just kidding, this is The Don
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Smacktalker!
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 07:00 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this is the police
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this is the police
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
