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#1 Smacktalks

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 10:10 AM

http://omegle.com/

Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned.

I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down.

Edit: POOSY!

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#2 Twist of Fate

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:59 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yeas!
You: hi.
Stranger: i miss you
You: aw. i miss you too.
Stranger: FU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine :(

have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?

#3 Jonny

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:59 PM

I stumbled upon Omegle a few weeks ago. It's good for wasting a few minutes.

#4 Smacktalks

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:30 PM

mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine :(

have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats?


lol,

I tried it earlier to see if the visitors went up from it and a few seemed to visit, the rest just wanted POOSY!

#5 Aero

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:34 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: female?
You: male dude
You: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: better luck nxt time
You: was about to say the same
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck bud
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#6 Aero

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:43 PM

and conversation no.2 -

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: You know, sitting here with my chin in my hand, I suddenly realise that my hand smells really funny.
Stranger: It's odd. Not really a smell that I can place.
Stranger: Kinda... woody. Maybe it's my computer desk or something?
You: oh dear... where you scratchin anything earlier?
You: oh hmm... thats odd
Stranger: Hi, by the way.
You: lick it?
Stranger: It doesn't carry a taste with it. That just tasted like, uhm... hand.
You: ah then you've got a weird one on your hands (pardon the pun)
Stranger: Indeed I have.
You: mines smells a bit like stale harp... possibly cos sum1 spilled some on me, didnt think my hand got wet tho
Stranger: What's Harp?
You: oh, its a beer, brewed in northern ireland... i come from northern ireland
Stranger: Ah. I'm from England but not heard of Harp before. Odd.
You: ah dont ever try it, tastes like camel piss
You: i stick to carlsberg and such the like
Stranger: I intrigued that you can accurately place a beer as having the same taste of camel piss.
Stranger: Makes my dodgy hand smell less disgusting, really.
You: i suggested you lick ur hand earlier... could have had anything on it..
You: these things happen when you take risks like that haha
Stranger: That IS true.
Stranger: As far as I know, I could well have camel piss on my hand.
You: nah, if it tastes like hand ur safe enough
Stranger: Even if I smelt camel piss, and tasted camel piss, I'd probably never guess that it was infact camel piss.
Stranger: Maybe camel piss tastes like hand, but smells like wood?
You: i was at the zoo that day...
Stranger: Sure... that's what they all say.
You: nah, those are not the characteristics of harp lol
Stranger: I was at the zoo, and I had my trousers down and I slipped and it just... fell in.
You: it smells and looks like a normal beer but tastes like the piss of a camel.. sneaky buggers
Stranger: I could just wash my hands I suppose, but that involves so much effort.
Stranger: I'd have to get up and stuff.
You: balls to that haha
You: right, i came on here to see what the fuss was about, more plesant than i expected
You: im away to bed, bloody work in the mornin
Stranger: Booooo.
Stranger: Later.
You: laters dude.. its been a hand lickingly nice experience :)
Stranger: :-P
You have disconnected.



not the worst experience me thinks... i like it.

#7 Twist of Fate

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 05:05 AM

I'm jealous of you also...I'll have to try it again...

**EDIT** here's the latest....This one worked out pretty well, I think...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yeoooo
Stranger: wasup havent seen you in a while
Stranger: what have u been up to
You: Yeah, ya know...been busy and what not. how you livin?
Stranger: just chillin man tryin to stay away from this swines disease
You: i know thats right.
Stranger: yea man hows ur brother doin i havent talked to him since that time at the barbeque
You: You didn't hear?
Stranger: no what hapenned??

You: He passed away. He fell off of a rodeo bull. horn up the poopshoot...straight up.
Stranger: oooo man thats harsh
Stranger: im sorry about that man
Stranger: but atleast he went out doing what he loved to do
You: Yeah, thats kinda how I felt. But you know. Sometimes things happen. You just gotta keep on keepin on.
Stranger: yea it only happens to the best of em
Stranger: i cant believe i didnt hear about thta
You: It was pretty widely covered on the local news.
You: hows your cousin?
Stranger: who andrew??
You: No, the other one.
Stranger: oooo
You: yeah...oooo. went to school with her for a while.
Stranger: mark dosnt talk to me ever since i beat him in that game of beer pong
Stranger: oooooo her
You: she changed her name to markQ!?
Stranger: shes a weirdo man
Stranger: i would stay away from that
You: thats a shame. she was quite the looker.
Stranger: yea
You: well, ya know. People change.
Stranger: when she comes to my house on holidays and stuff she acts so weird i just dont understand it
You: Hormone therapy.
Stranger: but yea marks mom tells me all he does is sit in his room and play halo or jerkoff all day
Stranger: hows work
You: Hm. Thats a shame. He could at least play wii sports. Guess he compromised and decided to just play with his wii-wii. heh.
You: Works great. Got promoted.
Stranger: haha yea i guess
Stranger: thats great dude
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: so when we gunna go catch sum floormats
You: yeah, i was pretty thrilled. had to kiss a lot of ass, but thats how the cookie crumbles.
You: you call it.
Stranger: aight
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i got the vibe that your boss has a thing for you man
Stranger: watch out for that
You: Really? I just thought it was how the world worked.
You: I'll keep my eyes peeled. Don't wanna get taken advantage of.
Stranger: yea man
Stranger: that would be a shame
You: Word.
Stranger: yea
You: aight. well im going to jet. keep it real holmes.
Stranger: aight man ill give you a call sum time to catch them floormats and down sum brews
Stranger: see you on the flipside
You: sounds great. peace be with your family.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Twist of Fate, 30 April 2009 - 07:27 AM.


#8 Joe =/

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 02:22 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I like shemales

Stranger: Hi.I'm 15,Male,China.Nice 2 meet u.and u?

You: I LOVE SHEMALES!

You: CHINESE SHEMALES!

Stranger: .....

You: Are you a chinese Shemale ?

Stranger: Girl?

You: Shemale

Stranger: No

You: Why not ?

Stranger: I'm boy

You: I'm shemale

Stranger: .....

Stranger: Maybe

You: I can assure you I am a shemale

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Okay..

You: I want to omegle all over you

Stranger: ......

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: A test tube

Stranger: ....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



... what the fuck did I do wrong.

#9 Aero

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:24 PM

you where open and concise.... bloody chinese, he's at fault dude, he is!

#10 Twist of Fate

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:16 PM

I'm glad to see you have come to grips with your shemaleness Joe...some people just have a hard time accepting things like that..much like your chinese friend. Don't worry, we're all here to support you...

#11 Subrick

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:41 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ho
You: Cunt
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: cunt?
You: I like sluts
You: They taste good
Stranger: hmm
You: I just had one last night.
Stranger: nice for you.....
Stranger: so asl?
You: Roasted her nicely
You: Had some brown sauce with that shit
Stranger: thats freaky
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#12 Aero

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:43 PM

if only you where funny subrick... if only you where funny

#13 Niles Jansen The Third

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:45 PM

Yeah, where is funny?


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOOORING
Stranger: PEOPLE
You: I need to admit this to someone
You: I've been holding it in too long
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a flaming homosexual
You: I love throbing cock
You: in my mouth
You: and in and out of my ass
Stranger: Wow thats great
You: Thanks man. So when do you want to fuck?
Stranger: honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us
You: Yeah, sometimes I jerk off in the mirror too
You: So when are we gonna fuck?
Stranger: Right away
You: Is this Joe?
Stranger: I MUST BE EMO I WRITE SUICIDE NOTES
You: Oh joe, you're crazy
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: and GAY
Stranger: no lesbian
Stranger: I love girls
You: Yeah, no lesbians
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That one sorta sucked. I'm gonna do a better one right now.

#14 Joe =/

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:52 PM

LOL CJ, stop bullying Aero !

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:43 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female?
You: Yes
You: I am
Stranger: hey
You: Just kidding, this is The Don
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#16 Fozy

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 07:00 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this is the police
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.